as i said in the chat, LPT

"If you have an old mattress you're gonna burn the fabric off, and you're PRETTY SURE it's damp enough from rain to not INSTANTLY EXPLODE INTO FLAMES, maybe double check that shit before you light it"

on the plus side it is ALL gone now

like even some of the wire springs melted a little bit :v

we might have made it worse by piling a bunch of old mail and amazon boxes on top of it because we don't throw stuff with our addresses on it in the dumpster soooo

and there MIGHT have also been some old dry cedar branches on the pile >_>

Just Redneck Things

if any of y'all are ever hanging around with a Real True Genuine Redneck, and they start talking about a fire, keep in mind that we tend to, as a people, be REALLY BAD at guessing how much fire is too much fire

Mysty

IT'S FINE NOW

definitely don't need to do my cardio workout tomorrow, so, you know, bonus

--and i already needed a haircut so that's fine too-

:v

...we might have also built the fire in a patch of dry weeds like riiiiiiight next to the woods...

BUT I HAD A SPRAYER

eventually

i got back there and sprayed everything wet so the fire couldn't spread!

...,more

and now we have a nice cleared out area for the next time!

overall a successful burn!

i even remembered to put shoes on before lighting the fire this time in case i needed to stomp anything out

oh my god

IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING WAS FINE

I HIT MY TARGET HEART RATE FOR LIKE TEN STRAIGHT MINUTES

see it only kinda got out and you'd never know there was an entire queen size mattress there five hours ago

...and we definitely didn't pile more cedar branches on top of it to dry after the fire was out

cuz i mean after it was under control we still had branches to cut down so you know

Mysty stop scaring the Canadians