most successful, most entertaining, gets fired the fastest, whatever you think best should mean

Kawashima has the energy for it but says something that gets her cancelled on twitter in episode 2

Soma would recognize when they're into the real shit, so he'll be the one to get the team out - except he gets fired way early because he refused to play along with the fake.

I'm picturing Zagreus on this show

as a guy who was literally raised in the afterlife, surrounded by ghosts all the time

And not really getting what a ghost hunting show is

to be particularly clear

in this scenario the show never, ever finds a real ghost

you have to wing it

v1 has a running gag where it keeps losing its handheld flashlight and looking for it, despite having an inbuilt flashlight

Right he's just treating it more as like

Kiyoko aims the camera at completely still shots of chairs, convinced that they moved. She ignores the floating table that's just off camera

If someone made a show about wildlife and they talked a lot about looking for tigers

But it's set in downtown New York

just like "What are you doing mate?"

Tetsuro has the perfect combination of "I'll fight anyone anytime" recklessness and being afraid of creepy things

that'll make him VERY entertaining, so he'll be ready to charge in, but then yelps in terror when it gets spooky (but pushes on through)

I feel like Avan and Roka would be killer at this

yuyuko bc the joke writes itself

Avan would be great on a ghost hunter show

youmu would be good for the opposite reason

Reimu, probably. Who would know if a place is haunted or not and the show gets canceled because she keeps trying to prove there's no ghosts in the 'spooky' locations. Would play along with a fake if payed enough.

If Reimu actually tried to make it a successful ghost hunting show, the show would immediately go under

It's Popp

If an actual ghost showed up he could kick its ass but as it is he spends a lot of air time jumping into his co-hosts arms like Scooby Doo

Jail would fake ghosts to make more money.

Because a curtain moved

He's very high strung and has a habit of working himself up so the longer nothing happens the more freaked he gets

Calamity would be the best at turning it into an unexpected comedy. Just goes around calling out "Here, here, ghost!" At least once she busts down a door because she thinks a ghost's behind it.

Just absolutely no fear.

If the others freak out she'll be all "I'll hold the ghost back for you!" and make punching motions into the air.

Just no tension at all.

She's excited to meet a ghost and disappointed it never happens.

Darkness on the other hand would take one look at the house, immediately know it's not haunted, and just spend the whole airtime talking about the briefness of life and such. Just waxing enigmatic gothy bullshit.

...I suspect Calamity still acts the same despite having Darkness in her head telling her there's no ghost.

Snufkin gets mistaken for a ghost due to his constant vandalism - and the ghost crew kept following his trail of anarchist sign-destruction

But yeah, I think Darkness is at least the better of the two for the atmosphere for the show, even if she can't pretend at all to be scared.

in her home campaign, my kenku rogue plunk was absolutely certain that a seance we were invited to was a scam, and when the ghost showed up she immediately doubled down and decided the ghost was scamming her.

So, good, probably.

Alara would be the best, obviously,

Hmm, a show where you have to fake finding ghosts and being entertaining about iZain it's Zain it's gonna be Zain

We've talked in the MWAT Discord about Tiera being a background assistant on a ghost hunting show and then accidentally showing up in one frame and becoming a mysterious cryptid

Overbringer: Knowing her luck with money, she'll keep finding actual ghosts by complete accident.