first of all ough my awful boy's leap of character development in a fucking spinoff midquel lol

secondly LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS ANGEL!!!!! nothing wrong ever in his life ignore the malevolent aura!!!!!

every time i talk about travis im throwing rocks at him lovingly but every time i talk about kamui im doing this. trust

ngl im not sure suda has any gauge of how close any of the places in the US that travis and kamui went to were together bc how the fuck did travis drive from texas to kansas even considering he was crazy speeding

i asked a friend from texas once and they said the type of forest he was in was likely to be in east??? texas, texans come correct me

also sorry i have to be the suda guy (tm) again please imagine me, person who scanned all of kurayami dance v1, seeing akari tsukiyono namedropped in the new no more heroes out of nowhere like HEY SUDA UHHH

NO LITERALLY US LIKE

SUDA!!!! EXPLAIN

What Did He Mean By This

also lmao doing a ng+ has shinobu creepily loitering at the edges of your camp bc you haven't beaten the game yet

what's up girl come sit down by the fire

He's probably in in the Nacogdoches area.

That's the spot for WOODS.

It's 2 damn swampy to go near Big Thicket.

Maybe he did try to live there for while. It amuses me. (BTW, I live near Big Thicket.) Admittedly when it's not swampy, the more wilder, untamed places in my neck of the woods are filled with trees.

LOL THANK YOU SINCERELY FOR TEXAS INTEL

yw.

Yeah definitely in that area of Texas. The Piney Woods, which is also the Historically Really Racist part of the state

That's true.

If you live in East TX, when you go north that is where the RACISTS are.

Sometimes you don't even have to go that far.

/eyes Vidor

Oh my god I was about to say

I met a guy at an event back in September who was where I'm at for grad school and he was EXTREMELY apologetic to say that he was actually FROM Vidor and that it IS still that bad

It has... a rep.

And as a black person, I'm not willing to test if it's still true or not.

My grandma was born in Tyler, I have heard enough stories and am not interested in going to that part of the state and seeing how it is.

IDC if rent is DIRT CHEAP over there. You couldn't MAKE ME MOVE THERE.

I am white-passing but not to Super Racists

That said, Danni. When I get some change. I do kinda wanna fic about Travo and co's misadventures in TX. (Including killing up some racists.)

Honestly I was about to say given the setting

Nonzero chance Travis discovered wokeness by being in East Texas, being like "holy shit" and winding up killing racists

good for him.

like that is just... a sundown AREA.

The vibes out there are GNARLY

We used to go to Florida for vacation, and that means going on I-10 all the way from El Paso, and once past Houston... the racism is PALPABLE

Basically all the small towns and rural areas east of I-45 is deep racist land outside of Houston and Dallas

Yeah.

The only places you can trust not to be cursed have a active black/brown presence.

aka, if I move out, it's probably west of here.

Also like, depending on where in Texas to where in Kansas, that's only just a like eight hour drive

That's nothing

Like my brother had to go to Nebraska once, and the advice I had for him was to never pump his gas at night. But I think he knew the meaning behind it.

He's darker than me.

Also it is only eight hours from Kansas to/from Texas. My brother drove through there.

Sorry Danni for all the TEXAN LORE, but I think it helps.

NO THIS IS SO VALUABLE LMFAOOO

THANK YOU

also yeah i guarantee. travis in socal/san diego esque area? ehhhh i dont care whatever man, racism isnt that bad everybody is chill where i am

travis in super racist texas? I Think I Need To Kill Some People

travis is the whitest boy of all time but he WOULD kill a racist for you

Shinobu out there rackin up racist bodies like it's a game.

the fuck racism hoodie has lore

/nods

............................as i was poking at his permissions post it just dawned on me

there is

so much less bizarre jelly in tsa and nmh3 lmfaooooooooo bro did you grow out of your anime girls phase??!?!!?1

ALL HE TALKS ABOUT NOW IS MIIKE, GUNDAM, AND KAMEN RIDER LMFAOOO HIS UNCLE EVOLUTION

he had a daughter and it changed him lmao

no more lolis thank u jesus.

right lmfao got married had a daughter and looked at himself and his entire family history like. I need to put a lot of this shit on ebay or in the dumpster

one of those guys like "everything changed when I had a daughter" [does zero childcare]

man i want to say it could be cute to have him watch kid appropriate anime with her but jeane probably thought that shit was lame like day one

LOL, this old thread

victoryfanfare: DJAJAHSJS YEP

Travis screwing around in Texas: oh fuck. it's not the kids' birthday again right???? oh thank god it's in 3 months my bad my bad (only remembers again the week before)

pashchan: Fuck I forgot this one. A Tits Man.

DatAss: absolutely, jeane gave NO fucks immediately

Oscar: You need better taste in animation.

he's trying so hard relative to idiots but not at all relative to how much effort he puts into the stupidest stuff

HAHHAA yeah like he sucks so bad at this but he doesn't NOT care about them. not a horrible dad! but still a mediocre one

meanwhile he's having a whole Shakespearean crisis over the nature of killing and violence instead of visiting his kids

he's just used to loving the shit out of anime girls while also being able to put them in his detolf and not dust them for 3 months, you know

weighing hand motion as he tries to figure out where maintaining a relationship with a human child lands on the scale of "bishop", "random assassin who I physically fight every 3 months and that's how we hang out instead of getting brunch like normal people", and "my cat"

not good in normie non assassin world, but from what he knows? THE BEST DAD.

LMAOOO YEAH the bar was fully in the ninth circle of hell

like so bad, the best thing you could possibly do is to damn near be a ghost to those kids.

I do think he fucked up at some point bc they're both also assassins post-nmh3 somehow lol but like, for travis, this is...........a passing grade somehow

a C- dad