oh my god

meat tango with a horse

what the fuck is wrong with me

this thread is killing me

meat tango

this is one of the most beautiful stupid threads ive ever had. Thank you

snappyshell I'M NOT EVEN DONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED

EXPECT THIS TO GET DUMBER TOMORROW

also hi, welcome to my plurk, I'm ecstatic about this nonsense

opening this plurk

discovering the horse is golshi

immediately going oh yeah that tracks

when you were talking about fighting a horse i thought you meant like an actual fuckin... four hooves anxiety couch animal

I'd believe that of darin too

Meat tango...

omg Darin

Sighs

So.

I WAS JUST COMING IN HERE LMAO

how do you feel about darin being the target of a dropkick.

I'M FUCKING CRYING

GO FOR IT GOD THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING FUNNY

THAT IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST PETTY TAG I THINK I HAVE EVER WRITTEN

snappyshell I feel like if Darin escalates this any further they're gonna get thrown in the dungeon

probably.

She regrets not taking the time to remove her cleats and attach them to the formal boots shes in

thank you for this thread this is the best kind of stupid

She couldn't left a name imprint!!

THANK YOU TOO. This is beautiful

they've been here for a day

not even a full 24 hours.

NOT EVEN

snappyshell I hope this is everything you wanted with this CR

IT IS BUT ALSO...

Should we uh. Let the mods know about this now...

.....we probably should LMAO

Man fights horse at banquet, no one is surprised when everything gets wrecked

they're gonna be best friends, i can feel it

this entire thread is just John Mulaney's "There's a horse in the hospital" bit

I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THIS IS HOW HE GETS ARRESTED AND THROWN IN JAIL

snappyshell are you letting the mods know or should I

Do y'all want Fatima to run interference with ice spells

I'M GAME?

Also, I can't believe this is their CR

HELP IT IS

sorry works working
I poked the mods on discord o7

I'm so happy for darin

snappyshell let me know what they say when you can I’m kinda dying to know

Theyre asleep afaik but as soon as I have an answer you will o7

makes "now kiss" hand motions

Fatima turns them into icicles and makes them kiss

Conflict resolution

Screams forever

o7

Oh my god yes