i think my ability to actually research topics whilst going around the bullshit online is going to become a rare mutant power in the future TBH

"mysty why are you researching that at work" yeah remember how i live in evangelical hell? fortunately i've always had a special interest in cult psychology

i'm not gonna name the guy but i will say there was a massive cult excised from the area recently and i'm constantly having to stay on top of barking at their remnants when they try to come through our paper for shit

(the cult leader was legit bad enough that when they died, the paper got a fucking cake and celebrated, if that says anything)