me: -sneezing like crazy-
boss: STOP EATING CHOCOLATE
me: I'M NOT
boss: THEN WHY ARE YOU SNEEZING
me: I JUST HAVE A COLD
boss: ...right i forget you can get colds. 99% of the time you're just eating chocolate
me: lol

the usual "I'm aware of the allergy and being careful with it and if it ever stops just being a runny nose and maybe a stomachache if i go really overboard i will stop eating cocoa" disclaimer

seriously i have a container of carob powder at home ready to go the day that happens