Neo Quinn
2 days ago
Apropos of fuck all here's a petty complaint about Mass Effect that I've had in my heart for years
latest #40
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
it's about Mordin, who everyone loves
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
a Salarian, a race with a hyperactive metabolism that seldom lives to the age of 40
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
at one point Mordin is subjected to some kind of personal tragedy that I forget
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Neo Quinn
2 days ago
and the next day he's basically just fine
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
and if you ask him about it he's like
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
"We salarians have short lifespans, so we process emotions efficiently"
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
and I can understand on a facts and logic level why that line was worded like that
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
but the version of it that I would've liked to hear way more is
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
"Humans have a tendency to hold onto emotions for extremely long periods of time rather than processing them directly"
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
"I suspect this is due to your long lifespans"
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
say the same thing but from a salarian viewpoint
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
to a salarian the salarian lifespan is normal
yeah I think the best apology I have for that is like
asari really dominate the pan-galactic culture
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
they've met a lot of other races who all have longer lifespans, out in space
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
so it makes sense that he might phrase it like that to a human
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
but it's less fun
yeah
Big Bad Awoo
2 days ago
Agreed, it'd be neater that way
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
it's way more common for other fantasy/sf races to live for centuries, so it's interesting to hear the viewpoint of those with even shorter lives than ours
that's one thing I always appreciated about the skaven in whf
in so much sci fi and fantasy the human advantage is that we're the dynamic, chaotic species that isn't afraid to take risks
and the skaven are that, to humans
their advantage is that they will absolutely snort five grams of concentrated moon blood to pull long work hours to make the manmangler 5000
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
fantasy setting where there's dwarves and orcs and shit but none of them live past like 35
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
so humans are the wise ancient elder race
Neo Quinn
2 days ago
ten year long generations, so they're like "bro that human worked with my father and he looks the same now as he did then, are humans immortal"
Larboard
Yesterday
As a Mordin lover: there's also the chance he's lying about having "processed" it
knotsferatu
Yesterday
I was gonna say, I think part of Mordin's thing is that ... hes lying
knotsferatu
Yesterday
so idk that his logic here is necessarily conveying a real fact about salarians as much as trying to convince a human hes totally fine
November Rain
Yesterday
And on the lying front, an added wrinkle: hey buddy you're thinkin an awful lot about species-wide lifespans and mortality rates im not sure you're actually ok
Neo Quinn
Yesterday
that could still be true if he worded it as a weird sideways jab at human emotional sluggishness
November Rain
Yesterday
True
Larboard
Yesterday
while that's true, I think in this particular scene it's still more a jab at himself and how he's increasingly not okay with what he's done with his life
andalite!
Yesterday
yeah
shorter lived species are interesting!
in small saga all the characters are rodents and most of them call humans gods
this one rat understands them better, grew up in a library and learned to read the language and found out about pollution and climate change and is so so bitter
andalite!
Yesterday
none of the other characters think of themselves as short lived but they do
they're five years old which, that's ridiculous for a rat, but always saying they haven't had the time they'd need to make mistakes and learn like humans would
andalite!
Yesterday
all that reading gave them a human perception of time and it hasn't been good for them
they look down on rodent history and accomplishment saying rodent lives are short and meaningless
andalite!
Yesterday
really the game could have done more with this bc some of the characters are squirrels and those live way longer than rats or mice but it's not brought up in game
Neo Quinn
Yesterday
I think one reason you see more long-lived aliens than short-lived aliens is
Neo Quinn
Yesterday
"It's okay to have a relationship with this ten year old because for her species that's equivalent to twenty so she's an adult" is a sentence with really bad optics
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