wayyy bigger than their wife

“Asssss it sssshould be” they no doubt think

pffft cuuute

EEEEEE

... lmao checking my email and the "your package is out for delivery" email was sent to be like. 15 times.

i'm picturing Pitaya emailing/texting HB that amount of times just to let her know
I'M ON MY WAY
JUST LETTING YOU KNOW
I'M HEADING THERE
GUNNA BE THERE TODAY
NO STOPPING ME I'M ON THE ROAD

and HB just staring into the distance, contemplating her life choices

"i can fly fassster than your puny possstal ssservice!:"

"I get it"