[cat owner life] begging taxi to understand the earth's rotation and how it affects daylight and thus his perception of time
he is but a simple taxi. when he wants food, he wants food. time is a human concept
meow meow meow
"I KNOW IT'S UNFAIR BUT THAT'S HOW IT WORKS RIGHT NOW! YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SUNLIGHT! YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SUNLIGHT!"
IF YOU CANNOT TRUST THE SUNLIGHT, WHAT CAN YOU TRUST
"You don't understand how time works and this is a personal failing."