I have a new optimal way to convey to someone what being on drugs is like: Play Valkyrie Profile and try to understand the plot
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scenes never quite connect to each other
it's like inception dreams
nothing has a start or an end it's all middles
a conversation just ended with:
Valkyrie: You have been chosen to join the Einherjar. Lucian: I can't just abandon her, though! Vakyrie: If that is how you feel--
and Valkyrie returns to the world map
Lucian is now a party member
On one hand, I think Valkyrie Profile would be one of those games that would most benefit from a faithful remake attempt ala a Pixel Remaster or an HD-2D
on the other I think Valkyrie Profile being kind of incoherent is part of its charm
It brings a certain unique Flavor
the altoona pizza of video games
I think this might be the best game ever made
I just beat a boss who could do about ten times my tankiest party member's HP in damage every few turns
and who I could only damage with one character
also he was still almost one-shotting people on the turns when he wasn't ulting
I WALKED INTO HIS DUNGEON AND THERE WAS A TIMER FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER
NO EXPLANATION EVEN AFTER GETTING THE BOSS CUTSCENE
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