my boss is 200 miles away at corporate explaining that yes a newspaper does require money to run

or as he put it "defending our budget" but we all know that what i said is more accurate

so i'm running the whole office by myself again, woof

which actually shouldn't be too bad since i was riding an ADHD productivity wave yesterday and got all of my tuesday work done already aside from checking a few bars for any weekend live music

betting the ad ladies are gonna be barking about getting shit notarized but guess what bitches i can't leave the office unmanned to go do that if your asses don't come in and cover

you'll come in and hang out for half an hour while i go to the courthouses or you'll fuckin wait till tomorrow

once i finish my morning activities i'm hoping to mostly just tag for the day as long as no one hits anyone with a car or cuts anyone's hand off with a sword or whatever other bullshit happens in this town on days i'm in charge

no old ladies around to judge me having ramen for lunch either, fuck y'all

seriously this is black garlic oil ramen, it's enough to drown a puppy, and it cost like $3, but apparently ramen is "poor student food"

JustAshu eff it i'm not using this one for anything else, hit me lol