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holy shit are clark and bruce1 like. bonding.
(he gets to be bruce1 because he's older)
it's giving
I'm just remembering Kon and Krypto play fetch with a whole tree trunk.
jggjgh it is
Cuuuuute
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country boy be like look I see your point but sometimes you just have to retreat into a podcast while on mass transit
I'm chipping away at my owed game tags then I'll probably do all my meme threads in a single tag bomb to clear everything out and then I'll do his PL log and can generally tag as things come in again
this is what happens when Halloween + big marathon are back to back
today in no context provided tag theater: Can Superman catch the clap? Questions Lois never thought she'd ask.
assemble I'm loling so much at Steve's last comment to Lois
CALLING YOUR PARTNER SUPERMAN FEELS STRANGE
like someone dating steve and calling him Captain America instead of cap
HE HAS A REAL NAME, STEVE
Also I think they're trying to make it not super (hah) obvious that she is Part Of The Family
oh, is she?? oops i thought she had mentioned that she's like, Jon's mom technically
whimsea though now I'm wondering if Lois ever calls him Superman while she's in the throes, so to speak
IF NOT I HAVE RETCONNING TO DO...
this hiding is... not working
It's mostly just top level shit that Lex is less likely to look at that they're being cagier
Yeah it's not hiding so much as just....not making a big deal of it
it does fee like fullnaming him tho
Lol, like he's in trouble if she uses his hero name
like, to Steve, who if his friend called him Captain America instead of Cap he'd be like what did i do
except he can't come up with a good nickname for superman like
obv she's not gonna call him Man
HE DIDN"T THINK OF THAT ONE
It's the casual version of his name
Supes is the only one i could see her tossing in as a nickname but it's also like
... she'd just call him Clark LMFAKLSDJ it's very Superman and Superboy when she's trying to respect the costume ID
she's Trying in that post but also less concerned since it's pretty apparent Lex is monovisioning
the only person she went private direct back and forth with is teen scott summers hahaha, i think because he was too blunt
Yeah basically as long as they don't do anything to attract his attention to it
yep... and i mean there's enough people going okay so where is the camerawoman's cape
lois still going nope (unless she had the powerset then Yep)
Clark would think she's adorable with a cape
thanks babe she can borrow yours if you're feeling inspired sometime even if that's def not how that costume works exactly
Okay but it's probably gonna drag on the floor because she's much shorter—
note the word cute was used here okay
cute can get away with the dragging because he's so damn tall
last week was mostly a wash for various reasons but TAG BOMB DEPLOYED I believe that's all the thread tags I owe
Going on my run now but when I return I am GONNA get the

open log up finally and then plotpost for
need to figure out sirena things with the boys
Lois: well that was a statement, not a question, soooo
assemble do they know each other's name yet lmao I can't remember
oh!!! i don't remember either but we can handwave it for speeding up purposes
I was thinking Clark would introduce himself lol
I guess he knows Steve's first name starts with an S
steve's entire brain is just going, PUPPY!!!
but also in 616 steve apparently sits at cafes specifically to sketch dogs, and i liked this so much i adopted it
I mean she can hardly be blamed
HE IS ALSO SORRY ABOUT THAT
Also death doesn’t happen all the time, sorry for her implying that lol.
it being able to happen to the same person more than once is still kind of a lot
Lois won’t be dying again. I just needed her to get that ball of light magic.
it is a nice side benefit
clark trying to be a pal to battinson
Oh, hi, wonderful hot man she sees entirely platonically as Kell's DNA donor and great friend I luv u sophie cuckoo
depends on your standards
the only reason he hasn't set up a spot for him in the tower is cause Kirk would evict them both 😔
Deep down I think Clark has some fondness too, mainly because Krypto helped out with the whole clone thing
But Jon is absolutely the only reason Krypto is here
Kirk could already tell from the network post that Krypto would be a menace to his lab 8|
I think Hernan likes Krypto so much because they are very similar: tank through everything with total disregard for the consequences