my second most shy character got hit. Like. He's had 2 sexual partners in 200ish years and has never even thought to look at/for porn (his imagination works just fine thanks) and is honestly a little repressed (see 200ish years) and also deeply loyal to his current partner. lol
(the only one that would be more ironic would be the 32 year old virgin who brutally tried to murder his own sex drive because of severe trust issues and sex makes you vulnerable and NOPE)