the only hint: it took me DAYS to pirate the movie to watch because no one would upload the damn thing

dkldas

didn't you post about it on plurk before

don't remember but it's been forever

Eternals?

no that was bad but i willingly went back to watch it again

picture what started the discussion

that doesn't help!!!

unless it was the live action Cats movie.

release the butthole cut!!!

ding ding ding

it was the live action cats, and if not for the...uhhh, EXCESSIVE AND CONSTANT threats to harm the cast, the crew, myself, and anything in reach, i'd go back and copy some of the chat window with sora at the time

am i the only person who only found the songs as the most horrible thing of that movie?

i just remember

sora: you can't handle this
me: I can handle this

-ten minutes later-

me: I CAN NOT FUCKING HANDLE THIS

i finished watching the movie out of SPITE

keep in mind, to make this even worse

i didn't have the slightest CLUE what Cats was about

I had never read anything about it, never saw the play, knew it existed and ran on Broadway for like fuck-ever and I had no idea why

so I got the ENTIRE PACKAGE dumped in my lap all at once

Cats is based off a series of poems, so technically there is no narrative

me: why is she in a balloon
sora: she's dead
me: what

me: why are they picking on that cat
sora: she was like, a prostitute cat
me: CATS ARE THE HORNIEST ANIMALS ON EARTH SHE SHOULD BE QUEEN CAT

in between my other various shrieks of horror

sdljldas

You need to remember, I also had never fucking seen or knew anything about Cats

but I went with my wife to see it in THEATERS to watch that shit. My wife was ENRAGED

it was a bad couple days

yeah the movie is... awful if you love the musical. Just the songs weren't repitched/rescored fir the singers they had? so to me everything was discordant to me outside of songs that were group songs

The whole thing was a fucking trainwreck

i feel like i spent at least five straight minutes just yelling "IDRIS ELBA IS NAKED AND I DON'T LIKE IT"

It spawned the McCavity joke we randomly say tho

wherein we randomly list off crimes he's committed

like, oh my god, old Dueteronmy (spelled wrong, I know) is traditionally played by an older man, so they should have redone his parts for a female singer for the movie and to me it sounded like they didn't???

yeah we have a whole running gag now because they said McCavity has committed EVERY human crime

so every time we think of a crime and realize this cat has committed it

no one likes the answer to the question "even bestiality"

I can't believe he's ridden a camel on the highway in las vegas, where it is strictly forbidden...

he smuggled chewing gum into singapore

He's served cherry pie with ice cream in Kansas

The cat is a criminal