unless lqg and sqq really do just cosplay as each other. this would be funny

this would be funny.

shen qingqiu becomes the barky guard dog while liu qingge uh, checks notes, becomes a massive bitch and writes bad poetry

It would be very funny :') Also i don't have any other suggestions, it took me so long to come up with "sexy vampire"

cat boy

(idk)

I thought about librarian or teacher or nun but then he wouldn't act much different

ummmm... i know ive seen art of shen yuan in maid outfits

if sj acted like a maid he would kill himself

IS THERE ANY SOLUTION IN WHERE SJ WON'T KILL HIMSELF??

give him a godzilla costume

LDFHGJKLFDHGFJ

I could dress him up as a modern day teacher

oh my god

my brain was like "i think sqq deserves a whip" but that's literally not a modern day teacher

dress him up as cwn

LMFAOOO

oh my brain is getting mixed up with sexy teacher costumes.

giving cwn a whip really just makes him the hot for teacher trope huh...

Give him a graduation cap and gown and the bizarre feeling that he's free and has finished a great task despite the fact he's still clearly in the RV and not done with that

Dress him up as a fisherman to temporarily acqire patience and also the urge to make up large lies about things that don't matter, like the size of the fish that got away