HM

I think I accidentally created a thirst trap

what do you mean "accidentally"

“””accidentally””
Ant pls

^^^ Also, you realize this NOW?

I thought that was the intention??? is this another "altway wasn't meant to sound like alternative way" thing

I WAS LIKE 13 WHEN I MADE HIM AND HE WAS A DBZ OC HOTNESS WAS NOT A FACTOR

Seconding "accidentally", that sounds about right here.

DID HE HAVE THE SLEEVELESS SHIRT THEN OR WAS THAT ADDED LATER

I MADE HIM TO PUNCH MOONS NOT ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EVERYONE THIRSTY

SURE JAN(T)!

It started as a short sleeve undershirt

Your teen self was prophetic

LISTEN HE WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE HOT JUST AN EXTENSION OF TRAUMA

IT CAN BE BOTH

^^^

A hot extension of trauma is just a Tumblr Sexyman.

Accidentally....huh

I literally saw this and went “This is just a little bit slutty isn’t it” and started cracking up

so triangular

darin got that slutty dorito shape like whoa

is he cool ranch or nacho

gotta be cool ranch

Spicy nacho

because blue

YOU EVEN MADE HIM A BLACKSMITH, BASICALLY THE THIRST TRAP OF MEDIEVAL PROFESSIONS, THEY WOULD HAVE MADE FIREMAN CALENDARS OF BLACKSMITHS IF THOSE EXISTED BACK THEN

OKAY COOL RANCH BUT HIS HEART IS SPICY NACHO

Hil nailed it

ranchy nacho i can see it

BECAUSE BLACKSMITHS ARE COOL

AGAIN

Listen to your wife she’s right

NOT A FACTOR IN HIS CREATION

I DID NOT FORESEE THE THIRST

he evolved

okay so like, just yesterday a thread on tv tropes taught me something

Okay but are blacksmiths really the sexy firemen of medieval professions

Is this the universal consensus

yes

apparently there's a rising trend in "matriarchy" isekais, but not the political commentary kind, more like men are now objectified and women are the ones horny on main for them

i say this as a historian

I posit that in those isekais, darin is the exact kind of man they'd have in their pinup magazines

Did

Did I create an Isekai thirst trap 20+ years before the trend began

Am I Nostradumbass

... Okay, I JUST remembered the term for those from one of my favorite webcomic artists:Alli Shaw (@allidrawscomics) • Instagram photos and ...

you created a himbo with a belligerent tsundere streak

WHORE SLEEVES

(Allison Shaw is amazing, please read Tigress Queen and Far to the North, y'all.)

HELLO NEW PLURK NAME

DO IT DO IT DO IT

.... Pfft and I checked the timestamp, apparent the Whore Sleeves post is exactly three years and a day old!

He's gotta show the guns

i believe you, ant 8(

clothing can touch anywhere but the shoulders

sleeves are forbidden, but slutty arm warmers are okay

I can't believe the anime body type of that model

beeg old biceps and shoulders with teeny tiny snatched waist

gundamkiwi thank you. You know that 13 year old ant was too brain dead to think of the female gaze

knighted it’s so weird how just the bicep and shoulder exposed is like...peak character design

millennialfalcon I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE WHEN I SAW IT

I was looking for turtlenecks to show off what fit Darin is rocking as the winter chill sets in and I found that

For reference: yes he’s wearing sleeves but the guns must always be on display in some form

13 year old Ant had plenty of other things on his mind, he probably didn't even know about the female gaze

Like creator like OC. (Oblivous to love until it clocks him over the head with a 2x4.)