This is kindergarten-level trolling, come back when you know what words mean.

Seriously. Old online maybe meant something 20 years ago before an entire generation aged online and are still here because why wouldn’t we be?

Body shaming when you can’t even see someone (unless you mean one of the visual spaces) is so absurd as to be meaningless.

Right? Oooh, I'm so crushed by your assumptions about my appearance

Is this person 10 years old?? Is fat even a slam that is used any more?! It feels so 1992.

I’m sorry people are being shitty to you. My default response is to show their form utter disdain.

Well, their proof of my elderliness is that I think triggers are an actual thing and not just an edgy way to insult people. So definitely not 1992, but quite possibly 10!

I blocked them when I got bored 😀

Where do you encounter these people???

I also was unaware triggered had become dated slang O.o

No, the dated thing is apparently to tell people their slang is offensively inaccurate

People aren't "triggered" by your pixel dollies, sweetie. They just don't like them.

"lol granny telling me to touch grass when she's been on reddit for 2 years" yes, Brianeigh. I have been on Reddit nonstop for the last seven hundred and thirty days, explaining to adolescents with poor vocabularies that sometimes not everyone likes the same things you like, because I'm decrepit and unfuckable. Sick burn.

The only thing that's insulting here is your aggressive ignorance, but sure, I'm just jelly that my breasts aren't helium balloons.

cracks up softly

Two years oh no

Two years. Out of my "50-60". Truly I have wasted my life.

I'm aware that some redditors create accounts just for one question and then throw them away, but even so

Those redditors are boring cowards.

Sorry I'm not a boring coward, McKaylynne!

what's hilarious to me is, of everyone in the thread, I was probably the least rude to them

and I am the only one they decided to ragespam

Ha! That's probably part of why!

People are weird that way

I hope their tantrum made them feel better. /BIG SHRUG

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