MY FOOL ASS LIKE "OOH WHAT'S THIS FUN LITTLE CONTRACT"

im so. stupid. not me using a weapon i'm not experienced in with an experimental build just clickin shit

also i FINALLY GOT THE HOUSE SOOT IM GONNA SHAKE HYPNOS LIKE A FUCKING RAGDOLL

DSRSHDLKJ PREPARE TO DIE

hypnos

i can't believe i finally got him up and he just fucking left

smfh

mackleberry: I GOT MY ASS BEAT SKDFJHGLSD

HAHAHA

look that was the moment I was like oh, there is no mistaking they're related

Meli like PFT I AIN'T READING ALL THAT and then just dropped into a sibling death match like UH???

LITERALLY LIKE. GIRLLLLL BIG MOOD BUT ALSO OH NO

Zagreus also kicked my ass back to The Crossroads the first time but god he also has a move that is just

it makes sense, but is so unfair widkjqsh

oh no HLKSJDFGDSD

yeah my biggest complaint was "god he's so fast" but like OF COURSE HE IS

IT'S FUCKIN ZAGREUS!!!

RIGHT HAHA me like oh what the fucking reverse uno nonsense THIS ISN'T FAIR WHEN IT'S AGAINST ME

me remembering all my Hermes boons one run and just rocketing around like I had zoomies to kick everyone's ass

me, having to fight that: hey what the fuck man

i cannot break myself of the automatic reaction to retrieve his casts too DHJDKSKS

IT'S SO INGRAINED

YEAH GRKEAHFG I did that the first time too and was like wait

fuck

DUDE I ALSO TRIED TO DO THAT

i was like wait why can't i get-- FUCK

holyyyyy shit i beat urivaled chronos first fucking sHOT

knocked three quests off my list in one fucking go. aspect of shiva, embryo on the whole run, AND chronos' stupid final form

oh shit AND i got my last haos boon doing that fuck YEAH

chaos* lmao

WELL unrivaled typhon was not a one and done but tbh i was surprised i even got that far, so

i was running a non-favored weapon + not a great build + was already 2 death defiances down by the time i got there LMAOOO

oh shit i don't have to beat unrivaled typhon for the quest?? hell yeah

also moros came to get me when i died and we BANGED IN LIMINAL SPACE so hell yeah

now nemesis. come here. cmon. COME ON--

heck yeah kick grandpa's ass

BEAT! THAT! GRANDPA'S! AAAAAAASS

ALRIGHT I FINALLY FOUND THE FATES AHSKJGLDSF;D

which was pointless ig because they're just like WELL. WHO GIVES A FUCK. BYE

anyway i still have uhhhh. two boons to get (one legendary and one duo), a couple of last bits and bobs on the fated prophecies, like two of the final forms of the weapons, and hhhhh like half of the gift/friendship routes KHASJDLGSD

well less than half, i have 14 remaining out of 33, so. i've done Most of them, statistically. and i have a couple that are one away from being complete (like poseidon)

oh and i still need to fucking beat zagreus so i can get his fucking keepsake KNSLKDFGHSD

BUT im over the spoiler hump for the most part ig... and i did finish hecate's route and GIRL THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

why is she so much darker than meli tho. like. ????

anyway i am. over the hump of Doing Stuff. but obviously i have many many more runs ahead of me LMAO