My luck, they'd steal that, too.

That's... that's actually kinda neat!

Uh... why not just leave the damn TV on?

Because a real TV would consume a lot more electricity.

I just leave the TV on Animal Planet for my cats anyway.

In my quest to destroy Mother Gaea, both our TVs and three computers are on 27/7. So there.

I just open the drapes so they can see the dog snarling and slamming into the window when anyone comes within 100 feet of the house