what for?

for food!

that's better than hungering for blood, affection, or coprolites.

what coprolites are, and can't be bothered Internetting it.

whatarebirds probably shouldn't, it might ruin her appetite.

curious now.

oh crap, what have I done?

that's not gross, that's awesome!! In fact, I almost bought some once.

yeah, sure, it's awesome, but would you want to eat it?

they would break your teeth.

that someone she knows does this one day, so they have the best response ever when someone asks 'what happened to your teeth?!?'

amused!

see what you were missing out on by not being on Plurk? Ancient poop jokes.

ancient poop jokes are the best type of poop jokes.

I think they may be the only type of poop jokes... it's all been done before! www.news.com.au/story/0%...

that article!

sorry she didn't send it to you earlier.

read it a while back, so it's ok.