I hope not. lmao

Yeah, I've heard that dudes always have delayed periods.

i have ample evidence of his pregnancy because a) he has a baby bump

b) he hasn't had his period in thirty years

im going to be a sister y'all~~

Any clues to who might have inserted the...egg...>_> into him?

he impregnated himself. who else would impregnate him? it could've been rape but no one is going to rape an unattractive middle aged man.