... *raises an eye*

*Stares at you* ....what?

Wanna to bet on it?

What's that supposed to mean?! Ore-sama'll bet on it! >/

how so?

Sorry man, You have grey hair and wrinkles and on top, you have red eyes that will turn off the customers. ......Hopefully. *shrugs*

whatcha you all talking about? (▽∀▽*) I will totally be like, the best 8D

M-My hair is /white/! And there're no wrinkles!!! Ore-sama is a snow white beauty! *Sob*

..*nods slightly in agreement*

..... a man shouldn't cry as well.

I'm not crying! *He is....MANRILY*

AWESOME5METRES: *twitches* s-snow white beauty?

.... Shedding manly tears? weird. And Totally gay on snow white beauty... *wrinkles his nose at Prussia's figure*

*Tears stop and he growls threateningly* Ahhhh?! Ore-sama'll show you gay! *Shakes fist*

AH! you sound like an old man with that fist. *snorts*

>/ Old man?! OLD MAN?! RAAAARGH! *TASTE HIS FURY! FALCON PAUNCH*

*easily dodges, and GAVE VIKING PUNCH!*

*IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE! GILBERT USES BLOG ATTACK (thwacking you with his laptop .___.)*

*TOTALLY NOT EFFECTIVE! BLOCKS WITH... E-AXE ATTACK!(sends many axes little viruses)*

*GILBERT PROTECTS HIMSELF WITH FIREWALL =3=*

DAMMIT! *sends lotsa of sharp denmark's flags plurks at the firewall*

\O/ *RETALIATES BY, UH, GIL'S NOT VERY COMPUTER SAVVY* *FLAIL ATTACK!*

WOOT! *waves arms in the air as he did a fuck finger at the computer screen*

=3=+ *WRITES EMAIL* FUCK YOU I'LL GET YOU BACK BITCH >/ I'LL EMPLOY THE FREAKS AT 4CHAN TO RUIN YOUR LIFE

THE /b/ FREAKS

*DOUBLES FUCK FINGERS* IF YOU CAN FIND ME.

THEY CAN FIND ANYONE *GOES TO 4CHAN*

TRY IT~ *stick his tongue out*

*Pouts - you fucked up his laptop ;^; *

*does a victory gesture* I'll be the best host~

No you won't! *Flail attack once more* Ore-sama is the snow-white beauty! You're just the stupid axe-head =3=

PFFFFT snow white beauty! What the heck! You should be called..... a White Freak with red eyes. And... I'm Handsome Axe.

Pfft, lame-o =3= Ore-sama is an albino, which is ten times more awesome than your stupid axe fetish

But, being albino has many vision defects~ and you get sun burn or skin cancers.... While my axe fetish shows that i'm *MANRY*

Ore-sama doesn't get sun burnt! *but he does have vision defects but shhhh!* And your axe fetish makes shows that you're stupid =3=

Stupid? I tell you, I know many different kind of axes, weapons and etc. *PROUD*

.....so? *Doesn't care* =3=

SO. ONLY THING YOU KNOW ARE GUNS AND CHUGGING DOWN BEER! *looks at your stomach* Beer belly~

*Flushes angrily* ORE-SAMA KNOWS OTHER STUFF TOO! *places hands on his stomach* AND I DON'T HAVE A BEER BELLY!

Who knows~ you might get one any sooner when older~

I won't! Ore-sama remains nice and thin! =3=

*mutters* Vain German people.

Hmph, it's true! *Sticks nose up* You're just jealous

I'm not being "girly" jealous.

ve~(hurry into room)Sorry,I am late for work~ve!!!!(look at the messy room from the previous battle and the two hot blood male in it...)

You are, you're so jealous you're practically /green/

(try ot sneak out)

Green? That's... not my colour. I'm more of iery red if you ask me. *flashes his teeth*

fiery**

Denmark vs. Prussia [round 2]

Oi! Feli! you should wear a dress when presenting the Round 2 card!

A very short dress!

veQ.Q... but I only have my maid dress...

*is thinking we kinda agree on nice and short dress* it's FINE! as long as it shows your cute butt!

=w= *In complete agreement* Ja!

VE!!![sense dangerous...] but... would Prussia and Denmark rear be better, since you guys like exercise everyday QvQllb

.... =3= Ore-sama's ass is quite awesome...but Feli's butt is cute =w=

cute and bouncy~

Q///Q I am happy with cute but... bouncy...

*quickly reaches out a hand to touch the butt, patting* Yep. bouncy.

VE![jump] Denmark, I'm not a costumer... [blush]

*Snickers at you two*

Ve!Prussia, help[hide behind Prussia]

Gah! =3= Ore-sama doesn't like being used as a meat shield...

Oh Feli. i was just testing your bounciness in your butt~

ve~ oh, it's that so~ then,[lightly tap on Prussia's butt]...[ooc:>///< sorry]

*Starts in surprise at your touch* Ah?!

Ve!! Plz don't hurt me, I will do whatever u want !!!

oh boy. *is lookin' all smiles*

*Deadpan all round* .... =3=

Comeon, old man! you hear that!

why do I feel like I got myself into big trouble this time...

the idea of Feli performing a lap dance on Prussia. Woot!

if he can wrangle something more than a lapdance from Feli

almost as the point of tear now...

like what? a whip fun?

Possibly. Or something more in the mouth-on-dick area =w=

*legasp* That sounds a good order!

VE!!!!!![shock] Prussia, Denmark is dangerous!!![run to the door]

Denmark is dangerous but not ore-sama who made the sggestion? =3=

=3=... =3=/ oi. HE is the one who made that suggestion!

[hide in tomato box] the one who make the suggest and the one who agree with it is the same!!ve!!

......... *Looks at KingNordic* .....Kay.

look what you did! I was MENTAL TELEPATHING!

*looks a bit menacing*

*Looks bemused*

[put a sign out from the tomato box] Denmark vs. Prussia, round 3

*is takin' a break, by drinking up all the beers*

!! >/ Oi! Leave some for ore-sama!

*tries to find a full bottle in a pile of beer* Ah! Found one! *passes a bottle to Prussia*

[peek from the boss] ve~ Beer can bond enemy to friend

*Takes beer and drinks it* =w= Nothing is better than beer....except sex

Right. Sexy times. *nods in agreement* we are just takin' a break from round 3... Maybe.

ve... but sex hurt...

D: Sex doesn't hurt =3= Sex feels gooooood~

Depends with whatever person you feel comfortable with or being fun to be with on bed. *chuckles*

QAQ..ve... it hurts... all those biting and that [blush]

...What sort of kinky sex have you been having? *Smirks*

Me? or him?

Feli obviously =w=

Ok. Ok. I want to know too~

Ve[blush]uh.. just this and that[try to explain but blush too hard for that] ve!! just the usual stuff [BLUSH]

Usual stuff that involves biting =w=

My~ My~

[blush more]Ve! I can't help it!It feels good...

...Can't argue with that. Biting does feel good if in the right place with the right person *nods sagely*

ve~ Then Prussia know it hurt too! ve!

It's a good hurt though =3=

ve~ and the mark that it leave behind TAT... I have never been scold be Nii chan that hard in my life

Pffft, hickeys are sexy =3= You shouldn't care what your Bruder thinks of it

ve.. not when he is throwing moutain of tomato after u

*Rolls eyes* That's what doors are for =3= Hide behind one

ve... no, I don't want to die with a door and tons of tomato on top of me as a grave stone

*Snickers* Oh man, what a hilarious death tht would be

ve - -lllb not when it is ur death...[shiver at the memory]

What a interesting way of showing who died.

...*enters,looking unimpressed*

=3= Ugh, you...

*looks lazily at Romano* Yo.

*waves lazily at KingNordic and shoots a displeased look in AWESOME5METRES' direction*

*Sticks out his tongue*

*kinda notices the tense exchange*

..you're not gonna do well in my books with that attitude. *bored look* ...'/awesome/ host' *punctuates the words sarcastically*

Tch, fine. I may hate you, curly midget, but I'll be nice to you this once... *forces a grin* Welcome to the Host Club, guest!

Welcome Welcome~ *smiles*

Ve~Niichan~ >W<[rush out of the box and hug >W<]

*raises an eyebrow at AWESOME5METRES*meh. you call that nice? Better luck next time, ass.*hugs Felicano, rolling his eyes* ciao, fratello.

*Grin twitches, but he doesn't let it falter - the money and title of Awesome Host rests on it!* Hah, how hurtful, Lovi...

=w= Wanna to have beers, guys?

oh really? *stares at AWESOME5METRES*well,ask me if I care.*looks at KingNordic*sure. Gimme some booze..

Here you go. =7= *throws a bottle of booze to Lovino with perfect accuracy*

*Growls irritably* Pass me a beer too...

ve~Nii chan~ Nii chan~ The Pasta in here is amazing >W<

Sorry, Mate! *passes the beer to Gilbert politely* Let's Just ENJOY!

=3=