...wank it?

Go for a record.

A record of wanking?

lol. i was waiting for that, but hoping someone would have a productive suggestion

I don't know what other record matters

she had more spare time.

to wank?

had no idea that so many of our girl friends also wanked it in their off time.

and yet none of us have video evidence.

LIQUID SIIIIIIIILK!!!!!!!

liquid milk?

Liquid kilt?

liquid stilt?

anal leakage.....and now this plurk is dead

So I found a picture of a skinned baby seal the other day when we were talking about clubbin' 'em, I could show it if you really want to end

The thread

DO IT!

ill post pics of dying birds

Or videos of squirrels getting ran over by cars?

Or videos of jake airgood hitting a squirel in a tree with a golfball only to discover its eye hanging out....

Well now you have to post it.

If it existed I would..... I substatute this -

Holy shit..... substitute ......*

I forgot about the exploding whale.

lawl

build me things

Build you up? Buttercup? Just to let you down?

worst. idea. ever. I'm all for blowing things up, just preferably nothing that weighs a few tons worth of blubber.

Have you never seen that video before? You little internet virgin you

*noogie uncle ned style.*

no i have. i still can't believe someone was stupid enough to say whale + dynamite does not equal blown up whale intestines.

he knew how to type in the "does not equal" sign now...

=/= ?

their options were, A - Blow it up B - Let it rot. or 3 Make a fucking sweet whale fort. I would have done a combination of A and 3.

I don't know why "putting it back into the ocean" wasn't an option.

but it wouldn't have rotted at all, endo?

Well, I've had this for 2 years, and I won't ever get a better chance to use it! img.photobucket.com/albu...

It wasn't really worth the wait, or the 15 word build up.

LOL at chads stockpile.

dude. it wouldent rot if you got all the taxidermists around to chip in. pay them with free passes into the fort!

I have gigs of awesome pictures, and I've sworn to only show you guys the terribad ones. I keep the good ones for myself.

nb4 pr0n

hey guys, remember when saintamour said this thread was dead like 20 plurks ago?

Its hard to remember that far back.... let alone go look.

thanks for all the suggestions, guys. i'm definitely gonna go with wanking it.

You mean you aren't going to go with blowing up sea mammals?

lol can't say that's one of my favorite pastimes