you DO want to, you're just trying to get attention by saying you don't want to. But may be biased.

>A> w-wut! like, I am the customer here. YOU, the host! are the one who's supposed to entertain me!

I'm just a guest here, too. o.o;

8D like, I said you are a customer! then you are totally a customer! c/z Poland's rule is put into operation! (▽∀▽*) now dance for me!'

Yes, I am a customer and I will not dance for you because of that. *FROWNS*

((ooc: fail!typo. xD))

NO! LIKE, YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO! C/Z IT'S POLAND'S RULE!!!!

=~= Poland's rule does not apply to me.

*gets up and tries to drag you onto the stage but you are too heavy*

*makes himself even heavier* Please... would you... just... let go of me?

*stomps on your vital region* 8D

*is wearing a shield* >3>

o_O like, are you wearing something thick?

*innocent look*

*walks over, unzipping your trousers by force*

WHAT THE! *stands up and rezips his pants quickly* What was that for!?

like, I want to see >A>

...Have you never seen those American Football things?

o-OH? you are like, wearing them now?!

*brow twitches a little* ...yes? *because you're here*

that's totally not cool at all >A>

Well, they're comfortable.

like, I totally don't believe it. *crosses arm*