NII-SAN!

BRUDER! *RUNS TOWARDS YOU IN A FLOWERY FIELD AND SHOUJO BUBBLE BACKDROP*

*SPARKLES FLOWERS RIGHT BACK AT YOU, ARMS WIDE* NII-SAN!!

BRUDER!! *THROWS SELF INTO YOUR ARMS, SPARKLES AND BUBBLES GLITTERING AROUND US BOTH*

[create more pinky bubble atmostpher and heart]

*SQUEEZES YOU TIGHTLY* ...I found that pic you put online. D<

Gck... *Is crushed* Eheheheh...did you now? |DDD

*evil look* Yes. And I ban you from my cooking for the rest of the month.

*STAR WARS RIP OFF* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

((ILU)) *smirks* Since I can't cut your pocket money anymore...

*#SHAKING AND CRYING* B-BRUDER, PLEASE! I'LL STARVE OTHERWISE!

*pinches your cheeks* You can buy and cook your own stuff, lazy ass. Ask the cook at the club to make something for you.

But...but I wanna eat your food D:

...*smirks* Then you have to pay me for that.

....how cruel you are to your own brother...if I was still your sister you'd never do that =3=

*snorts* I'd do the same thing if I had discovered it then. Doesn't mean I don't love you anymore, but you deserve it.

*KICKED PUPPY DOG EYES OF DOOM*

*falters a little, but tries to keep up his resolve... for at least a week*

;AAAAAAAAAAAA;

))))<

;AAAAAAAAAAAAAA;!!!!!!!!!!

...*snorts* That'll get you nowhere, you know?

;3; Fine then... *emo corner /wrist*

((ooc: does /wrist mean what I think it means?))

(yes =3= )

((*snort* emo.))

*sweatdrops* Nii-san! It's just food! For a month! No need to resort to such drastic manners

/WRIST /WRIST /WRIST

*watches your hand fall off*

...maybe we should see a doctor with that.

...we should =3=

*sighs, putting the hand into a bag with ice and wraps another around your wrist, so you wouldn't bleed all over* Well, come on then.

=3=

*Goes to the doctor with you*

*takes you to the ER where they sew the hand back on*

....This has been a tiring day. What're ya cooking us for dinner? =3=

................*glares* We eat out.

....You payin'?

*raises an eyebrow* Sorry. I'm broke, thanks to repeated visits to a certain host club.

I can only afford a currywurst, nothing more.

*scratches his head* Which.... is also a reason why I can't cook for you anymore.

...Damn....

Ja... *sigh*

*............./WRIST*

You know there's a THICK bandage around it now?

I know ;A;

and you can't quite cut your other wrist with that hand...

yet

....I'm surprised you're taking my suicidal tendencies quite well

Well, I know it is impossible for you to die.

because you're so awesome. *smirk*

....*damn it*

*loves you*

=3=

((ooc: THIS has to be worst joke I've ever rp-ed. XD))

((This? |D))

((yeah, this whole RP starting from you initial Plurk xD))

((*Snorts* I see))