"cause everyone loves bacon" most adorable thing i've heard in a long time.

"you cant tell me the success of kevin bacon isnt because of his name. im not excited to see any movies with kevin hotdog."

hahahahahaha

I WOULD BE. I'd be like kevin HOTDOG??? Gotta see it!

lol

I don't like bacon, I actually dislike bacon, I think I just failed at life.

it's just a phase you're going through Jesse, it'll pass

hehe it's rei and sarah's little brother's nickname

"bacon is so great, when they want to make other food better, they wrap it with bacon!"

i really ought to find a way to communicate with those guys. i haven't heard from them in way too long.

i've always hated bacon :/ even when I DID eat meat

if i eat bacon, it's gotta be like...one strip, that's it. after one, i feel like i should just mainline grease into my veins.

I mostly just hate the smell of it cooking. My dad used to make us breakfast and I loved it until he started cooking bacon

and it just permeated greasy smoky smell through the house and made me sick :/

I also don't like its awkward texture and when it's crispy it hurts my gums! but i do however like the flavor itself

in salads or as bacon bits

"even the sound of cooking bacon sounds like applause for bacon"

haha cute

Vancetta: Jim Gaffigan is da bomb!! (Can I say that? "Da bomb"? I know it's kinda 1990's, but I figured it applies here...)

Yes!

you can update it to today's standards like this "jim gaffigan is the bomb. the bomb dot com."

nope.com