Kurt: Mystique's a vampire. *coils in horror*

*pats*

are you really surprised?

Kurt: ...I could be mean and say something about bloodsucking harridans, but I was hoping she'd be a classier, more respectable vampire.

Classy and respectable are two things she doesn't do.

K:...She could turn over a new leaf?

so could galactus.

That's a pretty big leaf.

well, maybe he'd turn a new forest planet?

Usually, he turns it into rubble.