himerus
needs
about $500K to open a full design shop & hire some full time help... Before I have a mental breakdown with all the work coming in...
when you do that i'll be your office manager/marketing department.
yeah?! I'll need a cool million to include a manager & marketing dept! the 500K only covers a few more nerds, and some equipment 
Ivy
says
need a personal assistant 
I need about 5 clones! Actually 6, and the other 5 can work while I stay in touch via phone while traveling the world... 
i will do a two-for-one deal. you pay me $65K and i'll be your marketing/business manager.
Ivy
says
i could make your clones, but they would need about 20 years of maturation
no, they need to come out of the cloning machine at 30 yrs old
Ivy
says
quick get the delorian
500K is a lot of crayons!
You can give me 500,000 for a tea house and I'll give you 500,000 for a design shop