gift pack.

i feel dirty as fuck just saying it.

i hate taint and moist.

moist taint just makes me cringe.

gift pack? really? weird

taint is kind of funny to me. cause it's like "aint".

kind of like the twas it was. it aint = taint.

orange zest is another one.

dollop.

hahaha, i use twas all the time

twat is one of those words I don't use, just cause it's odd to say

zest is just a bullshit advertising word.

i pretty much only use twat when im pissed at some..twat.

and kina claims zest is some historic cooking term. i call bullshit!

:[ i can't think of any situation where i would use the word zest. I would just feel like a douche. "This sure has some zest!!

only in cooking!!!

otherwise i don't use it

i don't really say things like 'oh my, what a zesty salad!'

i can see that, "it adds some zest to it"

hahahaha Brad your solid hatred of zest makes me giggle. Gift pack sounds weird, anything that comes in a pack, really...

SUPER PACK

VALUE PACK

SIX PACK

yeah, i think it's the word pack i hate. makes me instantly think of white trash

2PAC

i maintain my stance.

X-Pac

no idea what that is.

X-Pac

Man-card fail.

He tore down the Wall of Chyna, man.

Almost litraly

oh...men in tights. gotcha.

Man-card fail*2

who robbed you of your childhood, Brad?

...not men in clothing equally as revealing as chippendales?

Chippendale's dancers wear suit pants...

you're totalling not helping the case. and fuck, that's boring.

That's until the pants comes off.

still sounds like wrestling.

im amazed it's not marketed more towards the gay community. that and baseball. holy crap both are revealing industries.

citrus zest is amazing.

yes i will totally turn this plurk back around to food.

mucus

LEMONORANGEZEST.

name of my second child.

call him LOZ for short.

LEMON ORANGE LIME ZEST. LOLZ.

hahahahahaha ohmy.