lol.

FAIL!

LOL

(annoyed)

nope

ryans got a big pussy! hes on the counter and he wont get off.

lol

me to ryan: you aint goin out with a huge hole in ur crotch im sorry

ryan: who cares! I dont have any other pair of jeans.

me: YOU LIE!!!

me: *runs up to his room and finds 3 pairs*

he so does. i found them

ryan: but they all dont fit me. u can even see that i tried to wear those jeans the other day. cus the jeans are inside out. they didnt fit!

me: oh man ur weird

lol

me: your not goin out with me tonight than

ryan: fine give me my computer!

ryan: im too fat the jeans didnt even go past my hips.

me: *laughs*

me: okay. i dont need to know that!

ryan: i could show you....

me: No!!! *walks away and gives ryan his computer*

im leaving and ryan says get on yahoo

he says hes got a funny story