Shouldn't you go for a complex carbohydrate daddy instead?

A chitin daddy? That sounds kinda nasty. You pervert.

chitin daddy? I was thinking more like a pasta daddy. potato daddy? And what about other nutrients? a protein daddy?

you forgot lipids :3

That too. and what about a mineral daddy? a trace nutrient daddy? What about a gene splicing bio upgrade daddy?

I don't want to turn into a crazy splicer. But being a Big Daddy could be fun.

I want an cognitive upgrade daddy. A cybernetic implant daddy. A Moravec Transfer mind upload daddy?