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"He Thinks You Can't Handle the Truth" ie: you're gonna yell at his ass for telling the truth.

(because, let's face it, you're looking for emotional backup, not rational input)

This is why I hate all my friends.

"If a guy doesn't say anything, it may be that he's hungry and thinking he wants a slice of pizza,"

hahahahah

because you want emotional backup and not rational input?

No because I give rational input.. and what the fuck brad.

FUCK YOU

...? uncalled for.

LOLOLOLOL.

go to your room and think about what you've done.

:[ talking with a woman is terrible....

when you talk with a man, 1+1 = 2

with a woman 1+ 1 = (dog x pony / ocean - cliffs) + drama to the 5th power.

two times e to the power of 0 is what that shit is..

No that equation is too simple, brad

there's a reason einstein was einstein. mother fucker broke.that.shit.DOWN.

You want REAL advice, everything a girl says to a guy should be filtered through a gay man so that each can reach a middle ground

eh, depends on which type of gay man

some may as well be ultra women.

and others may as well be straight

dont act like you dont know what im talking about. there are tops and bottoms for a reason. and bears..

gold star for that jesse.

Van understands cuz he has a gay man in his life.

hey, you get rational with me.

i used to be a "fag hag". i know what's up.

whatever the male equiv is.

i go to Tiffany's brother for everything i can't understand about her. His name is Jesse too

QUALITATIVE RESPONSES, TUNAFISH.

a fag stag

for brad

i learned a new word today.

No you didn't. I just made it up.

....i second it, we need 4 more signatures to make it official.

sweet. i'll sign on for that.

Silly boys. Don't you know girls talk like that just to piss you guys off? and then laugh at you later cause you always need it explained

in simple terms.

ah hahahahahahaha We both love to make life hard on each other

that's true....when my wife is mad at me, i always try to piss her off just a bit more before i stop.

i call bullshit on your claim, steph. sometimes a bitches is just crazy.

i call bullshit on your bullshit

i call bullshit on your calling bullshit on my bullshit on your bullshit.

I have a diarrhea.

c-c-c

awww...i was gonna say u-u-u-ltra combo!

frig, i was never that good

it was more like uh-uh-uh-ultra (echos off) ultra...ultra...ultra....

but that was mundane