voldemort
likes
twilight. i dunno, i dont understand why u all hate it. i mean its a good series. edward cullen is a total HOTTIE
voldemort
says
twilight is ftw
you suck.
voldemort
says
*AVADA KEDAVRA*
Twilight ftl. 
voldemort
says
U R ALL BEIN AVADA KEDAVRA'D
voldemort
says
DONT DISS TEH CULLEN
Twilight sucks, ride your bike.
Pshaw. Still alive. *disses teh Cullen*
voldemort
says
i dont need a bike. i ride bellatrix lestrange.
voldemort
says
and she rides me... ;_
O_O
voldemort
says
O_O O_O O_O O_O
Also why are you even here? YOU DIED.
HARRY POTTER KILLED YOU.
voldemort
says
i aint dead bitch
^
voldemort
says
*AVADA KEDAVRA*
voldemort
says
but now you are
voldemort
says
HA
No way
I have a Horcrux.
Don't you KNOW? I have Horcruxes. I killed iTunes.
voldemort
says
i have 70.
yeah but Harry Potter destroyed them.
voldemort
says
no
voldemort
says
i have hidden horcruxes taht none of you bitches know about
I SMELL A GARYSTU
also why are you using Muggle technology? I thought you hated Muggles.
And yet here you are on Plurk.
voldemort
says
im provin to u all that my magic > those muggles
julia
is
lol-ing.
why is your grammar so bad?
voldemort
says
my awesome > grammar
Yeah, not really.
voldemort is awesome
srsly guys
i'm not kidding
voldemort
says
ty
voldemort
says
u think im kiddin?
voldemort
says
ur dying tonight
voldemort
says
*AVADA KEDAVRA*
Umm, I think I'm still alive...
voldemort
says
ur beyond the veil
voldemort
says
deal with it
I haven't moved.
Uhh, no veil here.
voldemort
says
u think ur not?
voldemort
says
fail
Heh.