Dilemma: Do I wash dishes ...or... do I attempt to eat Cornflakes from a cup with a knife?
I think the former would be funnier! 
ahhhh good plan. If I let them go soggy, I might be able to drink them! I like your style 
hmmm, sounds like either way I'm getting on cam!
crunchy nut cornflakes, that settles it.
genius.
they're ludicrously tasty!
...into the bridge of my nose? whatever for???
jack 