and I just started today! Oh my~ <3

Sasuga na !

dazzling that way, honey.

blinks.

who are you?

A random Chinese girl. How do you like our country so far?

blinks.

your country has been interesting.

clenches his fist just in case this girl brings in poison dumplings or something.

what are you doing here, little random Chinese girl? I hope you're not here to sell me flowers or claypots or something...

flips his bangs and raises his eyebrow, scrutinizing the girl.

Oh, uh. :'D I'm here to welcome tourists into our country...?

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, I SHALL SHOW YOU WHERE TO LOOK FOR IT !

Bootleg DVDs? Bootleg appliances? Chintendo Wii?

been thinking about that Chintendo Wii one...

Places of pleasure? *wink* For men or women.

been curious to play Chintendo Sports and that game where you bat with an old guy named Chorou... Hrmm...

ooooh!! I like!

but all chinese men have small peepee!! DUN LIKE!!

... Oh, but I thought you were the, ah... 'top' type.

I AM! But I still want them big okay! What is there for me to grab if there's none!!

amused by this Chinese girl! Your offers are amazing!!

aims to please !

I'm sure we can find wares suitable to your needs. :'D After all, there are a billion people in this country.

Perhaps I can tempt you with some young athletes?

rubs his chin. Hrmm... what do you have!

High school boys ! /o/

Also, martial artists.

Do you have olympians?

if he's going for athletes, HE MIGHT AS WELL ASK FOR THE GOLD MEDALISTS!!

them gymnasts... ;3;

Oooh! I'm sure we can arrange for something! Otherwise, I can book you into a first class flight to Japan for free.

nope. no can do, bambina~ I still have work to do here in China~ <3 <3

doesn't want to see a sulky horny Squalo too.

Squalo should get laid. ;3;

Maybe we can look for a person for your friend. 8D Does he like Asians or does he prefer Europeans? We have a lot of those, too.

oooh! Someone for Squalo eh?

how good this communist nation is~ <3

He likes snarky guys... with scars on their faces... and has feathers for accessories. <3 <3

And the guy has to top him okay!!

It helps if the guy has a hair fetish. <3

I think he should be either a barber or something. I swear, Squalo needs a new 'do! '3'

So many specifications ! But there is someone!

You're communist right? You have no right to complain, bitch!

Communism doesn't exist, good sir ~

; 3; We only have bootleg stuff and a lot of baby boys.

's heart skipped a beat when he heard of the baby boys. "You have a large male population?"

Oh, yes. A loooot.

Then you shouldn't have any problems getting my olympian gold medal gymnast right?

Will get to it~~ *scampers off*