I wish I could do that.

It's useful on weekends, but makes getting to work on time difficult.

that is one skill you shouldn't be perfecting... especially since you are getting ready to go back to school... away from the Mom alarm clk

I'll peel the foil off the skylight, then I should wake up alright. I don't have any really early classes this quarter.

I could call you when I wake up <insert evil grin here>

I will snarl at you if you do.

Why? <insert wide-eyed innocent expression here>

It's just a natural reflex at 3 o'clock in the morning.

ah... details....