he just called down to me to come up and have a sword fight with him, but since I'm tougher I get the sword that's bigger than me

o.O

yesterday he asked me to make him an animation of his face on tiger woods's body walking out of a sex rehab clinic with 2 "bimbos with...

...huge breasts walking with him"

does he use the emerald viewer?

last week he asked me to set up his new ipod touch and "get some good porn to put on there"

lulz, he wouldn't know what to do with SL

To me that's Sexual Harassment. I'd NEVER suggest anything of the sort to any of my female employees.

last week he asked why I was gimpy and so I said cause I overdid kung fu classes. now he tells me which clients could kick my ass

yesterday he told me that the mail lady could kick my ass because she's Asian.

sounds.. delightful

they are paying you well because he sounds like a complete wanker to me.

lol he sounds like a fairly relaxed kinda guy

just now he's been sitting down here in the waiting room purposely talking over the people on the phone.

still sitting here and wont leave me alone. just said "inside every fat woman is a skinny woman who wants to kill you"

and he's making a movie and wants me to help him for free... including helping with script.

i should make a twitter account with what my boss just said.

yesterday he told me about his trips to Florida to visit his wife. "sex sex sex sex sex and then I get off the plane"

https://twitter.com/MyBo...

Luth! Leave before you kill him and go to jail forever! Make poses!