(cat) is doing oh.gotdame.kill.jp/image... to lietuva
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((morning~!)) jefjsadfj *it says "like, stay away from me*
[feliks, don't know what else to put on the rules ;3; ]
((g'morning boo~)) D: *backs away*
Alfred_Us: ((lol that thread is so long! will ppl read it? let me see~))
lietuva: ((lol why boooooo)) *is all alert*
((i call everyone boo? lol)) *isn't getting close again B( *
((lol ok BOOOOOO)) *has a sadface tho when you gets away from him* (´；ω；`)
get*
*will not let you bite him again*
*actually wants someone to adopt him but he's afraid of stranger*
*stares at you, knowing he can't leave you alone out here, but not wanting to get bitten again*
*stares back at you, not moving a step*
*gets a little closer*
*stands still, even though he's still highly alert*
Don't bite me again. *reaches over to pet you*
*squeezes his eyes shit as you pet him and doesn't bite you*
*smiles as he pets you* You're not so bad, are you?
*swings his tail in the air as you pet him* po~
*laughs and keeps petting you*
*knows that you wouldn't harm him so he likes you*
*reaches over and picks you up*
*licks your face*
*wrinkles his nose*
*slightly paws on your nose*
((and i should sleep lol nightnight!))
((G'NIGHT!))
*flinches because he thinks you're going to claw at it*
*is sad that you flinched so his tail and ears drop down* /___\
*pets*
*is happy* po~ *and his tumm rumbles*
((I dun think cats' tummy rumble when they r hungry but indun care 8D kittenpoland is hungry. Please adopt him ;A
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((so many typos wtf phone B|))
*decides to take you home*
*is a dirty kitten c/z he's been left outside for too long*
*is going to give you a bath when he gets home*
((well... this is going to get interesting BD ))
*sweeps lietuva's nose with his dirty tail on the way home*
UK_GB_NI: ((8D))
((LMFAO OH, YOU~)) *sneezes, holding you away from his face*
*is startled by the size of your house as they arrive home* (apparently, it's HUGE to him)
*opens the front door and puts you down as he walks in*
*follows you and leaves dirty marks on the floor*
D: *picks you up and carries you to the bathroom*
*doesn't like water so he flails as he sees the bath tub*
*YOU'RE GETTING A BATH, DAMN IT* *shuts the bathroom door behind him so you can't get out*
o_O *steps back c/z you look scary*
*turns the water on and fills the tub*
*frantically runs around as he hears the water, trying to escape*
*it's not a very big bathroom so it's not like you're going anywhere* *sits on the rim of the tub, watching you run around*
((SADIST ;A)
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((and stupid emoticon D<)) * scratches the bathroom door*
((BD)) *oh right, he'd forgotten that you have claws D: * *carefully picks you up and carries you over to the tub*
*struggles and clings tightly to your face* *would never drop into the water* PO--------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW D: *pulls you off his face, getting cut in the process*
((lol I could imagine liet's like peeling something off his face XD))
*is being held above the bath tub* ;A;
((XD)) *gently lowers you into the tub, still holding on to keep you from running*
*the tip of his tail touches the water surface as he flails more* !!!!
((I should work orz the same goes for you!! 8D ttyl!))
*lowers you all the way, keeping your head above the water*
((I SHOULD GO TO BED. LOL TTYL))
*LIKE,OMFG* HFUAFHUFHDSIUFHSD * flails and shrieks*
*holds tighter and starts washing you*
*kicks the water and makes you wet*
*whatever, as long as you get clean* *keeps washing you*
*is tired to he gives up struggling and submissively lets you wash him* /___\
*now that you're behaving, it doesn't take long for him to get you clean. once he's done, he wraps you up in a fluffy towel*
*shivers**shivers**shivers* *c/z he's all wet*
*dries you off*
*is dried now* *looks at you cutely*
*laughs and pets you*
*climbs onto your shoulder and 'meow'* *like, he wants food now*
*reaches up to scratch behind your ears* What is it?
*doesn't speak cat*
*learned some words from his previous owner* like, fooooood!
O_O *staaaaaaares*
*flails* FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
8| O....kay? *takes you down to the kitchen to get you some food*
*clings onto your neck tight as you bring him down and licks your neck*
*cat tongues are /weird/ and it makes him shiver*
*wraps his tail around your neck and happily sits on your shoulder*
*that tickles~* *puts you down on the counter once he gets to the kitchen* What would you like to eat? *still weirded out by the fact that
you can talk*
((poland will eventually turn into s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic... ))
*doesn't know many vocab so he fidgets* like, like, like,....!!!!!!
((IT WON'T LET ME SEE IT D: ))
*doesn't know what cats eat D: * Milk?
((D: i will get the link later)) *doesn't like Milk so he shakes his head*
:|a Tuna?
(( twitpic.com/16jsos )) D: *shakes his head and paws on your face*
((and twitpic.com/16kglk 8D))
...Paluszki =__=;;
*SHOUTS* PO-!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *AND CLINGS TO YOUR NECK TIGHT*
Of course. *gets a packet of paluszki out of the cabinet and opens it, holding one up for you to nibble on*
*nibbles on the paluszki like a rabbit nibbling on a carrot* *finishes one and wants some more*
*holds up another*
*pounces on* !!
*laughs, setting you down on the counter with the packet*
*nibbles on noisily* *is full now but he's thirsty* D:
Hmm? What is it?
*runs under the tap, lifting his head up, looking at it, hoping the huge water droplet at the mouth of the tap will drop down*
Oh. *gets a saucer from the cabinet and pours some water in it for you* Here you go.
*runs to the saucer and finishes drinking the water quickly* *jumps back onto your shoulder and rubs his face against yours*
*nuzzles back, smiling*
*paws on your nose* like, what's your name?
*wrinkles his nose* Toris. What's yours?
like, totally Feliks! *hugs*
*pets*
*wants someone to play with him*
...*isn't a mind reader, so he sets you down on the ground*
*sadface and reaches his hands out* po----!!
*confused* What's wrong? D:
*stands and jumps off the group* *runs upstairs*
... 8|a *follows you*
*goes straight into your room and jumps onto the bed*
*watches you bouncing around on the bed with a smile on his face* Having fun?
*shakes his head* like, you...here!!! *can't speak properly. You have to give him lessons*
*laughs a bit, wondering what you're trying to say as he goes over to the bed* What is it? I don't understand.
*reaches out his arms* p----lay!
Oh, you want to play? All right? *smiles*
Po---!!! *rolls on the bed*
*laughs, crawling onto the bed, and tickles you*
*laughs and paws on your face, trying to stop you*
*keeps tickling*
*can't breathe* hahahahahaha.....
*slows down, smiling*
*pants* l-like, yo^r tu^n (your turn). *tries to sits up but fails*
*stops tickling you and helps you sit up* Are you okay?
*nods and pants more* y-yes.........*is tired*
like, I wa^t t^ t*alk to you! so like, you ha^e to te^c^ me ho^ to ta^lk! (I wanna talk to you! so like, you have to teach me how to talk!)
*smiles* All right... *doesn't know how to teach* What would you like to learn how to say?
ummm.....*thinks hard* like, I dont know!
(he could speak actually but just can't pronounce words properly)
*surprised* You can talk! :]
I th^ught y^u like, kn^w it si^ce the b^ginning.
*carefully sounds out the words for you* Thought. You. Knew. Since. Beginning.
*carefully repeats after you* thought.you.knew.since.beginning! 
Very good! :]
like, I totally kn^w ho^ to spe^k now! *clings to your neck*
*hugs* Know. How. Speak.
KNOW. HOW. SPEAK! like~Toris~I am ti^ed....*yawns*
*pets* Then sleep for a little while, okay?
*nods and curls up like a ball*
*covers you up and gets off the bed so you can sleep*
*sleeps till the other day and wakes up as a slightly bigger kitten*
*comes into the room to check on you* You've gotten bigger!
*shrieks at your sudden entrance and hides in the covers*
*jumps* I'm sorry D:
*peeks and slightly sighs with relief as he sees that it's you* like? bigger? *looks at his hands and legs. yes, they are a bit longer and -
bigger.*
Mhmm. *smiles* You're speaking clearly today.
am I? *crawls out from the covers*
(((ゝ_ξ) im going to bed...nightnight!))
Yep. *laughs* Are you hungry?
((g'night bb))
*rubs his tummy* like, a bit
What would you like to eat?
paluszki!!!!! *eyes glow*
*sighs* Okay. Would you like me to bring it up here or are you going to come downstairs?
like, going down with you. *grins*
Then let's go. *leads you down to the kitchen and gets out another packet of paluszki for you*
*pounces on and tears open the package, making the floor all messy and stuff*
*pulls a face* Here, let me help you. *gets out another package and opens it for you. starts cleaning up the mess you made*
*finds your face funny and noms on paluszki, watching you with interest*
*finishes cleaning up and throws out the ruined food*
*follows you outside*
*goes back to the kitchen and grabs an apple for himself* Would you like something to drink?
like, what have you got? *looks up cutely*
*ticks off on his fingers as he lists the drinks* Water, milk, soda, coffee, tea... *booze, but you're not getting any*
*obviously~he wants juice* *there's nothing he likes so he pouts*
*pokes around in the back of the fridge, still looking* I think that's it. We can go to the store and get something else if you'd like.
*jumps into the fridge and looks around* *feels cold there*
*facepalms* What are you doing?
like, finding drinks and fooooood *shivers*shivers*
((GO TO BED, MISSY)) *pulls you out of the fridge* You'll get sick. *what's this? a juice box? 8D hands it to you*
((i should go to bed earlier /yawns)) *takes the juice box and doesn't know what to do with it*
*punches the straw in through the hole at the top for you*
*drinkssssss and smiles*
*smiles and pours himself a glass of water*
*finishes and jumps onto your shoulders* like, Toris~
*takes the empty juice box from you and throws it away* What is it?
*rubs his cheeks against yours* like~~~I wanna like, go out and play
*nuzzles back* All right, let's go. *takes you outside* What do you want to play?
like, hide and seek!
Do you want to hide first?
like, no! You will be the one who hide and then look for yourself! 8D
Okay. Close your eyes. *won't hide very far because he's afraid that you'll get lost*
like, no! you have to hide and look for yourself. I am not like, gonna look for you.
... That doesn't make any sense. What will you be doing?
like, sit here and watch.
...Uh.. But I won't have to look very hard. I mean, I know where I'll be hiding.
*sighs defeatedly* like, fine! I will hide then. but like, you are not allowed to look while I hide!
I won't. *covers his eyes and starts counting*
*climbs on top of a tree and rests there*
*gets to 100 and starts looking for you*
((i will keep going with the 2 threads we started pfff))
*is looking down at you from the tree* *is so smug c/z he thinks you can't find him*
((lol <3)) *doesn't think to look in the tree because you're so small. starts looking behind the trees in the yard*
*fell asleep lying on the branch while waiting for you to find him*
*starts freaking out when he can't find you because he thinks you wandered off somewhere*
*the branch he's on is breaking. you should be able to hear something*
*can hear something snap. looks up in time to see the branch falling and he dives to catch you before you hit the ground*
((IM SO TEMPTED TO USE YOUR TAG #SHAKINGANDCRYING))
((#SHAKINGANDCRYING #ISTHEBESTTAGEVER))
*looks up at you, shaking*
((#ANDCRYING?)) *pets* Are you all right? D:
((LOL OK)) *tears gather in the corner of his eyes*
((#DIES)) *wipes your tears away and gives you a hug* Don't cry. D:
((dont die LOL #shakingandcrying brb lunch XD)) *bursts into tears c/z he was too scared*
((I THINK I'MMA GO TO BED SOON)) DD: No, don't cry. Nothing happened, you're all right.
((/sob I was too late)) *buries his face in your chest and sniffles*
*pets, sitting down on the ground* Don't go up in the tree again, okay?
*nods while he grabs your shirt tight*
*gently rubs your back, trying to calm you down*
*stops crying but still grabs on your tight* 
*wipes the tears off your face* Are you all right?
*nods* like, it's totally your fault! you should have looked for me up there so the branch like, won't snap!
wouldnt*
D: What? I didn't think you would go up the tree!
*sniffles* you are even like, making up excuses
*doesn't want you to start crying again* I'm sorry. D:
that's better! *pecks on your nose*
*smiles, patting you on the head* So you're all right now?
*nods and brightens up* like, totally! *stretches out his little arms*
*smiles* That's good. What would you like to do now?
((btw omg this game oh.gotdame.kill.jp/?eid=... I wanna plaaaaay))
like, I am hungry
((LOL AWESOME)) So let's go inside and eat?
Like, no. *climbs onto your shoulder and noms on your hair* this is like, my lunch
*laughs, reaching up to pet you* My hair probably doesn't taste as good as food does.
*yanks* like, it does!
D: Please don't pull on my hair.
*pulls a strand off and plays with it*
*ow* Having fun?
*prefers yarn and he bites it into tiny little pieces*
Please don't pull of another one.
*takes your hand and noms on your finger*
*lets you chew on it*
*finishes and goes under your shirt*
*laughs* Comfy?
*licks* 8D
*giggles and flails* *very ticklish* What are you doing?
like, seducing you? *obviously fails*
Wh-what? Why? *hasn't stopped giggling*
like, I saw it on TV! *licks more*
*ok, no more tv for you* Stop that. *pulls you out of his shirt*
*flails* Noooooo like, I still haven't licked enough!
*holds you out at arms length* Yes, you have.
*pouts* you can't tell cause you are not me!
How much is enough?
*recalls what he saw on TV* like......like.........when you lie down!
...*lies down on the grass* There, you licked enough.
that's not what I meant. *pouts but he can't really explain it* the person in the TV was like...he lied down in the middle? hmm.....???
*confused* I'm not letting you watch any more TV.
DDD: like, why!? *eyes widened*
Because I said so.
that's so not cool, Toris DDD: like, the Polish rule says yes!
Fine, but you can't watch stuff that will try to make you seduce me. *coz it's not gonna work*
like, ok. *will only watch the adult programmes now*
*IS GOING TO MONITOR WHAT YOU WATCH*
...like, Toris~~it's getting cold. *shivers*shivers*
Do you want to go back inside?
*hides under your shirt* like, yes!
*lets you stay under his shirt and carries you back into the house*
*IT'S NIGHT NOW. HE WAITS TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP*
*sleeping*
*goes down to the living room and switches on the TV using the remote control*
*still sleeping*
*it's all the adult programs that are on now*
*watches with interest*
*rolls over in his sleep*
*is still watching*
*sleeeeeeeeep*
*finishes at 4 and sleeps on the sofa*
*sleeps through the night*
*drooooools on the sofa in the morning*
*wakes up early and finds you sleeping on the sofa* *doesn't want to wake you, so he drapes a blanket over you and goes to make breakfast*
*has grown into a teenage cat overnight*
((how old?)) *cooking breakfast*
((15?)) *walks into the kitchen*
*doesn't hear you, keeps cooking*
*his clothes is too small* D:
*hears something behind him and turns around* ... 8| G-good morning.
like, morning~*peeks from the door, tries to hides himself c/z the clothes is too small and that's kinda revealing*
*smiles* Maybe we should get you some new clothes.
*blushes* like, yours will do.
*doesn't notice the blush* All right, you can help yourself to some clothes out of my closet.
ok~*runs back to your room and messes up your closet*
*keeps cooking breakfast*
*comes down in an oversize shirt*
*serving food, so he doesn't turn to look at you* Did you find something?
like, yes~*lies down on the table lazily* *yawns*
((#YAWNS))
((#EFFYOU #IYAWNED)) *brings the food to the table only to find you lying on it* Uh...
((lol really?)) *looks up* yes~?
((always. i can't see the word yawn without yawning. in fact, i just yawned again B()) Why are you lying on the table?
((LOL SORRY #Y*W*)) cause the TV told me to do so~
*puts the food down, just so he can facepalm* And why did the TV tell you to?
like, to seduce people? *is still lying there, slowly taking off his clothes*
*sighs, turning away* I thought I told you to stop watching those shows.
*when does he ever listen to you?* 8D
*never orz* Please stop trying to take your clothes off. Your breakfast is getting cold.
*opens his mouth as he lies on the table, waiting for you to feed him*
I'm not going to feed you while you're lying down. You'll choke.
*flails* like feed me!! feed me!!!!!
*:|* Please sit up.
*flails moar*
...
*lies still with his mouth wide opened*
*rolls his eyes and carefully drops some food into your mouth*
((XDDD i can so imagine it)) *NOMS ON*
((xD right?)) *keeps feeding you*
*curls up in a ball and rolls on the table as he eats*
*isn't going to feed you if you're rolling around*
*stays still and opens his mouth again*
*sighs, feeding you again*
*suddenly grips your finger and licks seductively*
8| *pulls his hand back* What are you doing?
like, seducing you?
*FACEPALM* ...Why?
D: *is not amused cause you can't remember that he learned it on TV*
You're not still on about the TV, are you?
.........>A>..........*doesnt say anything*
*assumes that means yes* :|
so like, you dont like it? *keeps licking*
*pulls his hand away* Stop that. No more TV for you.
*SADFACE* like, why?! TVVVVVVVVV
It gives you bad ideas! D:
but like, you like it! *pouts* you should like it!
*:|* You're too young.
*fumes* like, NO! I've already grown up!
You were too young yesterday and you're still too young today. D:
I am like, a teenage compared to human! *pouts*
But that's still too young D:
OK! *sits up* so like, how old do you consider to be old enough?
Grown up? Why are you trying to seduce me? *DON'T SAY BECAUSE OF THE TV*
I'm like, already a grown up D: and c/z I WANT TO! 8D
>///////< You're not grown up yet.
ok, so like, I will be a grown up tomorrow!
...'kay.
*pouts* like, what's with that response? you don't seem to be convinced.
*he'll believe it when he sees it* It doesn't matter, all right?
*pouts, isn't happy*
*stop pouting, dang it* What's wrong?
*keeps pouting and doesnt say anything*
*sighs*
*tears suddenly gather at the corner of his eyes*
D: What's wrong?
you are like my previous owners who didnt played with me ;A; I think I should leave...
N-no, you don't have to leave. D:
*gets off the table and goes upstairs with his ears/head/tail down c/z he's sad*
DDDD: *follows you upstairs*
*pulls out a mini suitcase under the bed*
*watches* What are you doing?
*drags the mini suitcase along to the wardrobe, trying to find a slightly smaller size clothes for himself* like, packing?
Why? D:
c/z I have to find a better owner ;A;
Why? What's wrong? D:
cause you are like my previous owners who find me a bother ;A; and don't want to play with me...
You're not a bother! I don't know what you mean by play with.
*looks at you with watery eyes*r-really?! I am not a bother? (´；ω；`) "play with" is like, let me do whatever to you!
*sighs* All right. What do you want to do?
like, let me seduce you!
>///< *sighs, wondering WHY, but if he protests you'll just leave*
but like, I am not in the mood D:
Then you don't have to, if you don't want to.
*sits on the bed and ponders what else he wants to play*
*stands in the doorway, waiting for you to come up with something*
*can't come up with anything and pouts*
We can watch TV, if you want. *OH WAIT*
*brightens up as he heard 'TV'* like, totally! *gets off the bed and clings to you*
*smiles and leads you downstairs to the living room*
*lies on the sofa comfortably and switches on the TV with the remote control*
*sits down next to you*
*the cooking program is on* *ywans*
*watches*
*leans on your lap, glancing up at you*
*looks down and smiles at you*
like, are you going to cook those food on the TV?
Sure, if you'd like.
*rolls around happily* totally!
*laughs* All right.
*keeps watching and unintentionally sweeps your nose with his tail*
*snorts, moving his head away*
*trails his tail down your chest while himself lies on your lap comfortably*
*resists the urge to swat your tail away*
*is bored so he licks his paws/arms and washes his face with his tail randomly sweeping over your body*
*you're doing this on purpose now, aren't you? but he's still not going to do anything about it. that would be rude*
*hmmm kinda 8D sees you have no reaction so he turns around and glances up with a pout*
*looks down* What is it?
*sweeps your nose* like, nothing~
*snorts* Please stop that.
*giggles and crawls upward* like, kiss me if you like, want me to stop it *grins*
...*sighs*
*looking at you in anticipation*
*is trying to figure out which would bother him less*
*is still looking at you in anticipation*
*presses his lips to yours, giving you a quick peck*
*blinks in confusion, doesnt believe that you did that to him but then he hugs you quickly c/z he's happy with it*
*is glad that you're not pushing him for more, so he hugs you back*
*glances up shyly* we should totally do it again~
Do what again? *IS GOING TO PRETEND LIKE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND*