got hit by a stoopid girl on a bike on the sidewalk right in front of the "no bikes on sidewalks" sign.
esme
says
are you alright?
oh yeah, I'm fine, I stopped her by her handle bars...her crotch, not so much! 
oh yeah, I'm fine, I stopped her by her handle bars...her crotch, not so much!
oh yeah, I'm fine, I stopped her by her handle bars...her crotch, not so much!
oh yeah, I'm fine, I stopped her by her handle bars...her vajayjay, not so much!