maybe jargon isn't quite the right word...just...style.

verbal diarrhea!

how so?

btw: verbal diarrhea is a great band name.

i love that expression.. i don't think it even applies here, but i love it anyway

"Recommend we pulse Wayde. phillip would you check?"

translation "Phil, can you call Wayde and check on this?"

yeah.... lame. speak English ><

ugh, i hate that shit too. it's like corporate people forgot that they're just people

oh man, and "by COB" drives me nuts too.

lol I think I was reading an article about this and how it affects the work environment. it was mainly negative.

I can imagine sitting there narrowing my eyes and saying "the fuck you say?"

just reply in french

hah, i've replied with "je ne sais pas" plenty of times.

or start talking about flux capicitors

i told my boss today about some form he needed to fill out and started listing off numbers and letters. something about a form for

removal of IT equipment. ask dmitri about it if he shows for movie night

it's pretty bad at walmart actually HHS everything has it's own acronym or name or whatever.

swas managers have to complete their cifp forms while touring their departments for zoning and safety sweeps.

so an assistant manager has to complete a checklist while walking around their departments to make sure there's no shit on the floor that

customers can trip over.