"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."

"Yes I'm sad, but if you stood further away, I'd be happier. No, further away. Thank you, I appreciate it."

this guy!!! Okay, you're right, this one is awesome. It's been on my Google Reader for awhile now, and it always makes me laugh