hi der

it's only you and Jake here officially

everyone else is on LOA

and it's all Chris' fault

starting a mass walk out!

whats LOA?

leave of absense

abscense* or however it is spelt

what does this mean?

absence

basically a period of time away from your job usually

yes, but why on plurk?

chris is fed up of how plurk seems to be descending into a realm of internet crap and knob-jokes, so is considering leaving plurk

and everyone else just kind of did what he did for the fun of it

ahh right

join the revolt

although you're part of the problem

posting that Trololol video

is a prime example

of the sort of behaviour Chris is fed up of!

have you done what i said to?

no i'm afraid my computer might turn into a troll

what are we supposed to do if we can't post internet crap? :S

Dan is being a flamer and a troll

no, it's true

Chris doesn't like the level of retardedness we have descened into

although his comments about having a "pre-leavers do wank" don't at all contribute to the problem, and he is perfect

haha, how long is he away for then?

i bet he's still reading all the plurks HI CHRIS!

until he decides to love us again

or until he realises he doesn't actually have a life and it does revolve around Plurk and he needs us more than we need him!

haha

also why is your name now Sam?

one of the customers called me Sam

which one?

I regularly get called a stupid name other than my real one, but I got pissed with it last Saturday and just changed my name

can't remember, I don't care enough to remember them all!

the only one I remember is the one I've seen naked

erm. what?

well Mike, do you know what a rampant rabbit is?

LOL already i disbelieve you

how do you know Chris's reasoning for taking leave of absence?

he explained today

ahh ok. was he very angry?

lol, more fed up - and I'm pretty sure he's serious, he's set his karma to holiday

He was so angry that he conjoured a whale on stilits

stilts*

he's taking a leaf out of Jenna's book and being a drama queen, is all

haha

jenna has a book?!

yeah, she was pretty angry when chris started ripping pages out of it

LOL

LMFAO