If I had a beard, I would stroke it. It's just has gotten THAT interesting. 
hyper_w33d
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il get to having one someday. youl see
Then, maybe, I could stroke that. LOL.
hyper_w33d
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LOL awkward xDDDDDD
Don't worry, I'll wear gloves. 
hyper_w33d
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even more awkward xDDDDD
OH OKAY, WAIT. I just imagined you actually HAVING a beard. MEH, you're right... AWKWARD.
I think it's cause I imagined you like some Arab dude. LOL.
hyper_w33d
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jblEVUBEUVBEwvbe YOU reallyw ant em to bite you. wile ur stroking it ima have to bite you¡