(OOC) It's so quiiiiiiiet ;A;
*drops a pencil*
*Stares*
its not that quiet any more CB
No it isn't ;w;
*looks down at pencil and back up* ....but I dropped the pencil to ruin the silence D8
..... B|a
.....CB
...wanna rp?
Yus =w= Start new plurk?
yep, Do you want to start it? =w=
Okie~
*le chu*
*Glomps!*
Now that I'm back it won't be~
: D
/Arrives?
Huzzah!
Now that the short people are here, you guys won't be as boring. Cause short is just a synonym for awesome.
I've digested all my unread plurks. But since Feli, Iggy, and Spain aren't here, I have no active plurks to respond to. So I'll have to
fangirl over the fact that I'm only six dollars from Soul Silver.
And yes, short is equivalent to awesome.
I don't know if I should be sad or not because irl I am quite tall B|a
;~; I'm 4'11', according to my physical on Friday.
....Damn
I'm 170cm or thereabouts :\ I dunno what that is in feet
-Is a shrimp, but loves it-
Ah, sorry, I'm stupid and forgot you were metric system. Hopefully you understood the general height?
I'm only a little taller than you ^^
Uh, I know 4'11" is short
|D;
Aside from that, I don't know how short
B|a
Well, I know 170 is tall. :'D Because Sweden is 185? (I think...)
Damn,I'm 160cms
;A;
I am taller than you *grins*
-Patpats France-
*Only likes to hug people short than her for some reason B|a*
ipod says I'm 152 cm.
iPod?
BUT /SOB *feels emasculated*
I thought that was just an mp3 thing?
Conversion app.
I have an itouch.
Oh, the phone thing?
Swiss, are you taller than 4'11'' or shorter?
I play Rome to compensate for my IRL lack of manry
You have plenty of manry ;o; *Huggles*
...*random eyebrowiggle at SwissVash * BD
Taller.
*ignores the eyebrowiggle*
-Fistpump- Step one: Obtain title as the shortest person here. Can you convert 4'11''? 83
*cries (manrily) in your arms* buuuut... I can't be manry enough for you! ;A;
gimme a sec.
A little below 150 cm
Yes you can!
-Sparkle eyes-
mais...*DRAMATIC POSE*
*Dramatic poses with you!*
Vash
is
happy to not be the shortest, even if she is the youngest.
...*dreads to know who is the oldest here*
You're the shadow youngest. I'm the well-known, about-to-be-corrupted-by-Germany-and-Denny youngest.
I think Germany's oldest, at 27.
Vash
will
join in this quest
Ah~ I'm not the oldest C: <3~
Yeah, Germany is the oldest out of the lot of us <3
oui, I vill join zis quest as two of ze biggest perverts in the entire vorld~ grand frére France AND ROME MWAHAHAHAH
WELL WHY NOT, SEEING HOW YOU ARE DOING YOUR UNCLE. :/
what other quest?
France:...My *uncle*?! Switzerland: You know what... -Glares-
Oui~ Mr Fernandez Carriedo is , indeed, your dear uncle BD~
following that same line of thought, France is an uncle and not a brother.
-Dissatisfied- No, he's not. >|
Yes he is.~ basic genetics: Rome is Antonio's father. If Romano is Rome's grandson, Romano's dad must be Antonio's brother
BD
The Italies don't even have a canon father. So they couldn't have a canon uncle. C:
But canon doesn't *state* Rome's Antonio's father.
but their father is obviously Western Roman Empire! 
No, but the province of Hispania was named and created under Rome, which must mean something
somewhere it is implied that Switzerland is related to France. Where do I fit in here?
-Shrugs- It might not mean Rome is Spain's father, though. He could just be a colony, or adopted son.
I always had the impression that Spain and France were two different aspects of Rome - the airheaded buhyooo cheerfulness and the depravity
Like England and America, Spain and Romano, Switzerland and Liechtenstein.
According to history Switzerland is France's younger brother created under Rome under the name of Confoederatio Helvetica or simply Helvetia
To be fair Himaruya's historical canon confuses me sometimes :/ it's like Disney! they are all grandfathers, brothers and uncles and no
parents XD
my mind just flew to the Helvetica font.
now you know where it comes from BD
come and snuggle with your loving brother, Helvetia =3= <3
-Thinks of France acting that way toward Monaco XD-
LOL yes *wants a Monaco and a Canada!<3*
No.
*hides*
*grabs by the collar* Vhere are you going, mon petit chou Vache?~
Away from you hopefully.
-Wants Canada desperately- /Lurks
No such luck *(brotherly) LEER* ~ come and ~*bond*~ viz grand frére <3
Do you need to be shot?
No wait.
Don't even answer that.
It was rhetorical. *brings out gun*
Non, I vould razer not =A=*raises arms in a conciliatory gesture* MON DIEU! put that back into your pants, s'il vous plait!
*jabs France with gun*
Ow *playfu pout* si violent, mon petit Vache :/
... you were the worst older brother.
:| if I vas ze vorst, vho is ze best?
I try to be. For Liechtenstein atleast.
That's why I keep her away from you.
pfft *handflapplz* Ma Lili /loves/ spending time avec moi~
The last time I let you near her you tried kidnapping her so I wouldn't see you molesting her.
zat is a matter of opinion. 'ow slanderous of you. *folds his arms,but grins teasingly* I just vant to lavish her viz my brozerly affection
My memories of being 'lavished with brotherly affection' all involve child molestation.
...*tilts his head with a charming grin* quoi?
...*raises gun again*
aah fine, fine ;A; *raises conciliatory hands!* mais je t'adore, mon Vache!~
Ai-je besoin de vous tirer?
Non, mais tu pouvez me donner un baiser de paix~ *puckers lips suggestively,then snickers*
Non, je pense que je vais te tuer. *shoots a bullet at a spot only a few centimeters from France's head*
Mon Dieu!Pas besoin de faire ça! *flails,startled by the gunshot*
Il a été nécessaire.
*pouts* mon chou fleur Vache, pourquoi es-tu tout le temps grognon?
Parce que je suis entouré par des abrutis. *thinks that it's obvious*
Quelle chose horrible à dire, Vache!*scandalised* t'es si mechant...parfois! *pout*
Pourquoi êtes-vous si dramatique? *raises an eyebrow*
Mais parce que je suis la France, bien sûr! Le pays de la romance, l'amour et la passion! 'Dramatique' est mon truc.*raises a seductive
eyebrow*
Je ne suis pas surpris par votre réponse. *lowers gun* Je vais quitter maintenant.
*turns away to leave*
You guys are... So intense. ;;
Je ne suis pas fini. *smirks devilishly as he curls his long fingers around your arm* Donnez-moi un baiser, s'il vous plaît?
Non.
*attempts to walk away and pry your fingers off his arm*
pourquoi pas? *his grip is like an iron shackle LEHONHONHON*
Parce que j'ai de mieux à faire que de me baiser perverti 'frère'
Mais je suis en désaccord! *smile broadens* Rien n'est mieux que de baiser ton grand frère affectionné .~
*is exasperated* Si je vous donne un peu de chocolat vous aller?
si c'est un baiser au chocolat, peut-être~ *alluring smile*
Toblerones or nothing. *glares at France*
((I FREAKING LOVE TOBLERONE OH GOD *coughs* ahem))
AmourTojours
is
nothing a kiss? ~ *puckers lips*
[[KNOWS TOBLERONE AS WELL. ;3]]
((when I went to Lombardy and Switzerland last summer I BOUGHT A WAGON OF IT))
((I love Toblerone so much. I'm glad Alfred keeps some in his left arm XD))
[[.../Only knows the kind sold in America... BUT HOLY GOD A WAGON? -Jealous-]]
((This is why I need to go back to Europe and visit some more countries))
No. Nothing is not a kiss. *shoves Toblerones in your face* Can I go now?
((MMMHHH SO CHOCOLATEY AND CRUNCHEY AND HONEY-EY AAHH*gasm*))
((^ my thoughts exactly, I used to get them all the time from my grandmother))
*takes the Toblerones nonetheless,but pouts charmingly* mais.. mon Vache...your kisses taste like chocolate. <3
I'm not sure how you came up with that unless you sneak into my house to kiss me in my sleep.
((I will someday 8DDDb))
....*eloquent grin*
((I love how I keep calling you 'cow' <3 ))
((Or bitchyXD))
((and he raises goats not cows!))
((true! But he's gotta get all that milk from somewhere BD ))
((LOL have you ever watched Heidi? ))
I really shouldn't be surprised with this. But please stay away from my goats.
((I should)
...excuse me? I'm not Irlande, I'm not into goats! *scandalised*
((lol my childhood ;u; ))
I'm surprised. Seems like anything will turn you on.
..you're 'orrible. *laughs with his hand in front of his mouth, pinky raised*
Vash
says
the pervert.
(blah, "Says the pervert"))
((I need better insults 
))
))
I may be a pervert, but I draw ze line at goats~*draws dangerously close*
((aww...you need many more since your loving frére will be tormenting you to no end~!))
((I'll come up with something~))
*gets out gun again* Ever heard of personal space?
Oui, and I make it my aim to invade it sensually~ *licks the gun*
((Francis ia semi-professional space invader. He lives in your space))
((ikr?))
It's loaded you know. If you like being able to talk I highly recommend you don't lick my gun.
Too late ~ *curls his fingers around it and begins moving his hand in a /very/ obscene gesture,smirking*
*brings out a pistol and aims it at France*
*glares*
*pout* relax, mon adorée Vache~
I like this gun. It has a good handle and cheap bullets.
It's very shiny. Do you spend 'ours polishing zem? *figures you must do since he thinks you have a lot of free time*
No. I have better things to do with my time. Like protect innocent countries from you.
*playful frown* oh come on, you're alvays so exaggerate. *flaps hand*
I hadn't noticed.
*snakes an arm around your waist casually* you need to relax some, mon Vache-chou. *rubs against you once* be flexible,malleable..~
((I think France wants to die BD ))
((I think so))
*twitches and shoots at France's arm*
*LUCKILY is faster than a trapped gerbil and had moved his arm just in time* Vache! *horrified*
Don't. Touch. Me.
*has control of both guns again and aims both at France*
*raises conciliatory hands* put ze guns down...
No.
*huffs,tilting his head* Vaaaache...listen to grand frére and put zem back in your pants, s'il vous plait?
... *puts away one gun and pulls out a Swiss army knife instead*
...vhat are you going to do viz zat,cut mon camembert? *raises an eyebrow, smirking*
(( B| ))
(( ? ))
I'm not sure yet. I was thinking castration.
You vouldn't vant to get /zat/ close to mes vitals. *smug grin* you'd be in a danger zone.
You think I'll castrate you before a few bullet wounds?
Don't think zat vould stop me.~ *raises hands to his hips* mais Vache, you are trés horrible.
and yet you look si joli..<//3
*aims gun at your vital regions* you have five seconds before I shoot.
...can't ve talk like civilised brozers? *swallows thickly*
No. *starts to pull the trigger*
aah!~*yelps as he cups his precious vitals* Non..!
*shoots but wind messes up his aim*
((I cannot shoot France's vital regions without feeling guilty ))
((would be the most fatal announcement on this RPG LOL))
((Exactly, I'm not that heartless*
....*flops onto the ground, on his knees, thanking some benevolent Deity who was so merciful as to spare his vitals*..*HORRIFIED* V-Vache..!
((NON~ I NEED MES VITALS <3 ))
*his eye twitches before he turns and walks away* You... got lucky... It won't happen again...
*slithers away miserably* mean <///3
Vash
is
cursing the gods.
((Swiss is not as easy as the others xDD))
((I shall make him melt like butter left out in the sun! *shakes fist* BD!))
((that was fun. Very very fun.))
((*drapes self over* don't think you got away with this..<3))
((I can and I will. =) You probably seduced the wind once and it owed you a favor~))
((..zat is likely BD ))
(( B| I just saw my name mentioned lol ))