I was watching some sort of educational program on my computer

which somehow quickly segued into a bunch of naked football players doing a sexually explicit ballet.

and I closed up my laptop really fast because I was afraid that the kids would see it.

I have no idea what that means.

I don't know whether to be amused or alarmed!

. I would be amused, but I'm just like that.

if deep down, tamelyn wants to direct a porntastic football ballet?

I'm just guessing they were football players, since I don't watch football.

let's just say they were men with an athletic build, who were also naked and had their own unique, um ... choreography.

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PamelaQ has the right idea. I shall be amused.

no idea, but she would watch it.

that must be why everyone was so concerned about wardrobe malfunctions during a football game!