I can't imagine anyone would want to actually follow my boring ass shit

not me :|

went private when he realized some of the stuff he was saying might come back to haunt him if it's searchable on The Tubes.

private plurks all sensitive things

after our CEO laughed at me for the time amanda drunkenly Tweeted under my account.

haha

okay, getting 20 new fans over the weekend just can't be right. What's going on here?

if your family members found you and are stalking you.

wow, mr. popular

I think it must be spam related, but I can't figure out what the point is since I won't see their plurks.

did not.

4 in the last hour. Now I want to turn off notifications for new fans. The alerts are getting annoying. I don't see any account options

if you set your account to private, they can't fan you.