you officially sold your soul???

and his first born male child.

and one of his testicles

WTG!

hey, I am moving up! I am pretty sure I already sold my soul working in sales.

I fear not the Apple!

soon all flashy, sparkly things that don't do much will seem attractive and appealing. You will despise functionality and logic!

I am already that way. I WANT OOOOO SHINY!