I will try not to need it. I guess I better stop going to McDonald's for that delicious sweet tea

quite true! although if i don't stop with the beer and chips i will likely need my own CPR if i attempt it on anyone else

picturing you trying to give me CPR then falling over and needing it for yourself

and that is exactly what would happen! it's much more difficult (fitness-wise) than you might think!

the key in that situation is, apparently, "don't become part of the emergency scene" by becoming a casualty yourself. sensible if comical