My laptop touchpad doesn't work when I use my bandaid-ed finger on it! GRRR.
2Manyboyz
asks
If you've learned your lesson about playing with scissors...
motherofconfusion
says
Uh oh! Use the other finger 
Ciro
says
no spare mouse?
strongly dislikes laptop touchpads!
ScrapNancy
says
Oh, I should use my travel mouse! 
ScrapNancy
says
And yes, I've learned my lessons about playing with scissors 