Stop making things worse.

Seeing the two of you is like watching rabid dogs copulate.

Well, you can see as much of England as you wish. Because you are no longer going to be seeing me.

Marriage is not something that would fit either of them.

It's the only thing I can imagine making them this determinedly bitter.

...one would think that marriage would make things less bitter...

For some.

Then again, I suppose I don't have any room to speak on the matter. I just hope I never end up acting in such a manner.

Hah. I could see you being a good husband, maybe. Provided you weren't so humorless you drove the poor thing off.

You'd provide, though! Which is important. Hunger makes all humor fall a little flat.

...just in terms of providing, I feel like I'm already married...

What, really? Who? Maybe you should get married, Germany!

The thought is rather disconcerting. And I'm almost the breadwinner for most of the EU, so it'd be polygamy anyway.

Wow, Germany, you're so popular you'd be illegal!

I think Seychelles is pretty. I'd marry her, maybe. But....aaah, there are some really pretty girls around!

...not quite in that way, no. And most of them aren't eligible, Italy.

awww...

Thinking about it logically, most of them are spoken for or would break you in half if you attempted.

That's only Herman women!

German!

Not *only* German women...

As long as you are a gentleman in your attempt (and not Prussia), women will be flattered.

-----what was that "and not Prussia" for?

I was speaking the truth. You're the very antithesis of a gentleman.

I could be a gentleman if I wanted to...

Ha! I'd like to see you try!

I bet you would!

Except you fail so that would never happen!

Like I said: I could if I wanted to! I just don't want to... especially not for *you*.

I never asked for you to be a gentleman for *me*. I said I'd like to see you try being one in *general*.

Wow, Hungary...he really likes you, huh?

...Who likes me?

Ve~